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"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that
Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable
hello, this is the penguin foundation on phillip island, off the coast of victoria! you too can knit and donate a sweater to be sold from anywhere, and you can head to the store on the island to buy one of the plushies!
The Penguin Foundation raises funds to enhance Phillip Island's natural environment and protect native wildlife through rehabilitation, rese
Our Knits for Nature penguin rehabilitation jumper program has been running for over 20 years. While we have plenty of jumpers for use on oi
I don't know what else I expected him to do.
"The word pandemonium was coined by John Milton as the name for the Parliament of Hell" is an all-timer etymology. Oh yeah did you hear that Mrs Higgins's dogs got loose at the village fête? It was like a vast golden edifice in which fallen angels debate their strategies for vengeance against god, yeah.
you've obviously been to a village fete
as a feminist i support recreational abortion
i have mixed feelings about competitive
*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.
Buffy Summers & Rupert Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2x14 | "Innocence"
bonus:
"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go
i love my disabled friends dearly more than anything so i say this with love - meal planning for a group of ppl all with different dietary needs is like playing The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis
Me and my friends when we eat
This was the best puzzle in Zoombinis so at least meal planning for a group isn't like the fucking bubble maze or mirror cave or anything
#damn i wanna play zoombinis i wonder if there's an emulator of em#zoombinis#video games
You can literally just get it on Steam. It's apparently a remake but it matches my memories perfectly.
Oh HELL YEAH! Amazing, thank you for sharing the good news!
There's characters I think are fun to read as trans masc for my own enjoyment, characters I enjoy building a case *to* read as trans masc, one or two rare characters I genuinely think can be theorized to *be* canonically trans masc
And then there's Heinz Doofenshmirtz, who i do not believe was ever at any point intended to be canonically a trans man, but somehow the evidence is against him.
#if only he would make the voice deepinator... #would definitely steal that.
Oh no no Dr. Doofenshmirtz goes the other route. He makes his dysphoria everyone ELSES problem.
"Voice-Inator", purpose, "makes everyone elses voice higher, making his seem lower by comparison". Honestly incredible. It's trans AND its evil
Then we have the Bread-Inator, which doesn't SEEM trans coded since it just turns whatever it hits into Bread, but.
"He plans to destroy the statue of Rutherford B. Hayes, the U.S. President with the best beard of them all, by turning it into bread, which will then be eaten by a swarm of hungry magpies that Doof has ready to release. The plan arose because Doofenshmirtz was jealous of people who could grow facial hair and he couldn't."
VERY NEXT EPISODE, Ugly-inator, expressly because of self image problems. Which should be noted he later does again with a handsome setting, which makes him typically masculine-handsome temporarily.
Ballgown-inator, EXPRESSLY to make himself "look manlier in comparison". Really can't state enough he is making his dysphoria EVERYONE'S problem, in true mad scientist fashion.
I didn't even remember this one I'm just scrolling trying to find the moustache one.
Also when he gets turned into a were-cow he has udders. I'm not even hitting backstories this is just off the phineas and ferb wiki entry for -inators.
Okay found the moustache-inator, which ironically enough he's just using because he thinks it's funny to put giant mustaches on people, but the "resents not growing facial hair" tells me this is definitely at least PARTIALLY personal use, cmon now.
And that's the one I was finding so I'm not checking the rest of the -inators, and again this isn't even getting into his.
Extensive childhood backstories.
Again I don't think its intentional on the creators parts just. Gestures in a circle. At a certain point. At a CERTAIN point.
The Ones Who Walk Into Omelas With Kevlar Vests And Samurai Swords And Desert Eagles And Stare Down All Those Wicked Unrighteous Sinners In Their Droves And Proceed To Totally Fucking Waste Them All In A High Octane Action Sequence That Kicks Insane Amounts Of Ass Think The Raid If It Was Directed By John Woo But When They Finally Get To The Door Of The Basement Where They Keep The Kid Oh Shit It's The Fucking King Of Omelas And He's Wielding The Cursed Obsidian Blade Of The Underworld And They Gotta Waste Him Too But He's Incredibly Fast And Strong Thanks To All The Power He's Getting From The Kid And He Kills Almost All Of Them Until The Leader Draws Him Out With A Double Feint That Leaves Him Wide Open And Cuts His Fucking Head Clean Off With A Single Perfect Stroke And Then They Finally Open The Door To The Basement And Free The Kid
#The amount of people in the notes going wow I like this story so much better. #Gee I wonder why that is. I wonder why you like a joke that reimagines a metaphor for your own complicity in the machine of cruelty #as a story where there are truly good people and there are bad people Who Need To Die to free a prop without agency that symbolizes the #weak you feel guilty about exploiting. #and from that shame you have constructed an identity around using violence to free the exploited from the REAL bad people #who are never you or someone you know or another person somewhere close but always The Other. The Enemy. #which is the default story told in american art and many empires across the globe. #Who can say. #Some little maggot in my brain: you think this fucks too you pretentious normie. #Me: well yeah because I'm a hypocrite. I'm just saying though.
Texting the ecologist friend after she gave birth to ask “on a scale of kangaroo to spotted hyena how bad was it”
Hold on I need to look something up.
You are going to regret that. My preemptive condolences.
That... is NOT how you use an inhaler with an animal. The aerosol chambers are 100% necessary because an animal will not inhale and then hold their breath on command.
My coworkers are all cackling because, yeah. This would have been equally as effective.