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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Peter Solarz
we're not kids anymore.
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Thank you FNAF AR
The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!
oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?
Cainceled
i had to rewatch this like 5 times to see everything that was going on
#StickIt
*cracks knuckles*
I don’t know why ya’ll keep trying to play this game, but fine, let’s play:
From left to right
Jasmine- Got tired of her palace life and took control by disguising herself and running away to spend a day in the markets. Openly expressed her contempt for the idea being married off without her consent. Was initially disinterested in Aladdin because she thought he was just another arrogant prince. Fell in love with him for his heart to the point that his pauper origins didn’t matter to her.
Rapunzel- Wanted celebrate to her birthday by not being imprisoned for once, nothing to do with a man. In fact when a man broke into her home she swiftly knocked him out and tied him up. That man ended up loving her so much he was willing to die for her and her passionate love brought him back to life.
Snow White- Was a young girl being chased around by crazy old lady who was angry that she was pretty. Ended up negotiating her safety with some dwarves by offering her services as a cook and housekeeper in exchange for room and board. Was only “waiting“ for a man in that she was literally unconscious after being poisoned by a witch and a kiss was the only thing they could save her.
Mulan- Are you fucking serious? What about her story is her waiting for a man to save her? She literally saved her father, her love interest, and then her whole damn country. You could not have watched two seconds of that film and come away thinking she was waiting for man to save her.
Aurora- She was a 16-year-old girl forced to live in seclusion her whole life. Sue her for daydreaming a bit about romance. She still showed kindness to animals and loved her adoptive caregivers and was fairly content with her life. Definitely not pining away for a man every second.
Cinderella- Cinderella probably gets the the worst of being dragged through the mud by Edgy™ feminists trying to make a point. Literally she never asked for a prince to save her. She didn’t even really complain much about being forced into slavery by her evil family. She just wanted one damn night off and meeting the prince was ancillary. And in fact the person who first shows her kindness and empowers her to achieve her goals is another woman.
Pocahontas- Again now you’re just making shit up. She was not waiting for prince, in fact she was bored at the prospect of living an ordinary home life and disinterested in marrying the handsome warrior her father had set up for her. She ends up striking up a friendship with someone her entire tribe hates and distrusts, up to and including saving HIM from being murdered.
Tiana- You are not ABOUT to do my girl Tiana dirty like this. She worked her ass off to achieve her dream of being an independent restaurant owner, something practically unheard of for a young black woman in the 20s. Romance was the absolute LAST thing on her mind and again, her actions were fundamental in saving the life of the prince.
Belle- Again, she wasn’t interested in the big strong handsome man that everyone was saying she should be interested in. Because she saw past looks and recognized that he was a sexist and generally unpleasant person. It was her willingness to see past the exterior that saved Prince Adam.
Ariel- She wanted to be a human before she knew about Eric. She saved him from drowning. She defied her father the KING in a fight for her own independence. But sure she was waiting around for man.
Merida- Merida didn’t even have a love interest and the entire film was built around a rejection of that premise. This one is barely worth the time to acknowledge.
Tl;Dr: Your weak edgelord attempt to discredit Disney princesses and make girls feel shitty for enjoying them is bad and you should feel bad.
Louder for the babbling morons in the back
@libertarirynn
AND HERE WE GO AGAIN.
PANTANAL IS BURNING.
Because was expected, no one is talking about it on Tumblr.
Less than one year ago i was talking about how Amazon was on fire. Now it’s the Pantanal that needs help, it already lost 14% of its total area. The Pantanal holds as much diversity as Amazonia, and some species are already at risk of extinction (such as Jaguatirica and Jaguar) because they’re burning alive.
If you think this is no big deal, these photos will change your mind:
HOW YOU CAN HELP?
1. Online petitions:
> https://www.change.org/p/o-pantanal-importa-precisamos-acabar-com-as-queimadas The Pantanal matters! We need to end the fires!
> https://www.change.org/p/ao-governo-do-mato-grosso-do-sul-queimas-no-pantanal Fires in the Pantanal.
2. Spread the world.
> #savepantanal #brasilemchamas #pantanalemchamas
> Don’t let the government silence us. They’re saying that the fires are a lie.
“Brazil’s forest isn’t burning, Brazil’s Vice President told me. The fires are a lie, says the President … and then we see this in “
( https://twitter.com/katywatson/status/1298948268961996800 )
3. If you want, donate:
> https://voaa.me/vaquinha-pantanal
> https://doe.wwf.org.br/pantanal?_ga=2.188249760.907441708.1600110163-237766846.1600110163
And remember:
- 1 USD is equivalent to 5,30 reais. If you donate 2 dolars, you’ll be donating 10 reais.
- 1 EUR is equivalent to 6,26 reais. If you donate 2 euros, you’ll be donating 12 reais.
( ENGLISH VIDEO )
no more pansexuals. get rid of them
Ok spicy terf
Brazil is STILL on fire: Save Pantanal
Pantanal is the world’s largest freshwater wetland, and it has been on fire due to intentional commercial clearing. from January until the end of August, the fire had already burned an area as large as 12 cities in São Paolo - 18,646 km2 - somewhere near 10-12% of the entire wetland. it is still in flames.
Pantanal is one of the world’s most biologically diverse habitats and ecosystems, home to blue macaw sanctuaries, the largest population of jaguars, and rare amphibious reptiles. specifically the wetland is home to 263 species of fish, 41 species of amphibians, 113 species of reptiles, 463 species of birds, 132 species of mammals (2 of which are exclusive to the region). more important than its ecological importance is the cultural importance as the Pantanal is also home to numerous indigenous quilombola and riverside communities.
less than 5% of the Pantanal are protected by conservation units and the little that is protected is under attack by the agricultural industry and the current presidency. since the start of the fires more than 2 million hectares have already been lost.
HOW YOU CAN HELP
DONATE: Pantanal Relief Fund (close to goal)
DONATE: SOS Pantanal (the website can be viewed in Portuguese, English, or Spanish - choose your lang in the top center of the page)
DONATE: SOS Amazon (the website can be viewed in English or Portuguese - choose your lang in the top right corner)
NOTE: the following petitions are mostly written in Brazilian Portuguese. NOME = Name; SOBRENOME = Surname; TELEFONE CELULAR = Cell phone; DATA DE NASCIMENTO = Birthdate; ASSINE = Sign)
PETITION: Todos pela Amazonia (everyone for the Amazon)
PETITION: Pantanal está queimando (Pantanal is burning)
PETITION: O Pantanal importa! Precisamos acabar com as queimadas! (The Pantanal matters! We need to end the fires!)
see this thread for more donation and petition links
keep in mind: most donation links will ask for donations in Brazilian currency. 1 Brazilian Real = $0.19 USD, $4.02 pesos mexicanos, €0.16 euros
PSA (because I coulnd’t find the meme from the eric andre’s show about identities overlapping)
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WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS
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Thank you i needed that
someone on insta said that BEN looks like nicki minaj and now i cant stop thinking about it
You forgot her
am I doing the meme right
i hope this inspires a new one.
Shut up kweekwee
if you’re so brave to call me a kweekwee get off anon
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it
@oneshoeshort
IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.
Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.
btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222
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