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About Us

Hi!!! This is a joint account between two roommates. Our names are Kassandra (Andie) and Lynn-Mae (just Lynn). We are an English Lit major and a Psych major respectively. Andie works at a cafe/library while Lynn has a part-time job at a Batburger. Lynn aims to be the head psychologist at Arkham, and Andie wants to be a famous author. She's currently working on her first book, a fantasy version of The Bats and the Birds of Gotham. Our third roommate, Bernard will probably have a few posts relating to his conspiracy theories, but he won't be a major contributor. Hope you enjoy!!

#onlyingotham #intro post #about myself #dc universe #gotham #gothamite #only in gotham rp

Fuck the Joker :))

i've been rewatching young sheldon recently, and some thoughts have been formed...

🙃

proceed with caution, you have been warned:

i would just like to point out that tampering with a person's mail is considered a federal offence, and while mailmen themselves are not federal "agents" as in law enforcement, they are employed by the govt and are protected by federal law.

in fact, assaulting a mail carrier is a federal crime; THEREFORE, before the joker got that whole diplomatic-immunity-bc-he's-now-an-iranian-ambassador thing happened (and what the hell was that?!), if he had offed or even maimed a mailman (statistically probable, let's be honest here), he would have been eligible for federal custody and therefore the death penalty.

why did this not happen.

why, bats-es, why.

here are some pictures of information i was cross-checking after i had this realisation, everybody say thanks to gulugulu (full disclosure, this was taken from the AI overview thing that pops up, so... grain of salt, people)

additionally (most importantly):

anywho, dear wifey has been staring at a wall muttering since i unloaded this ✨interesting✨ bit of yappery, and bear is bemoaning the fact that he has not once included mailmen in his vast and varied conspiracy theories.

~lynn

#onlyingotham #dc universe #only in gotham rp #gotham #dc joker #joker #joker out again #down with the clown!#down with arkham's revolving door!#dc rp #dcu #arkham asylum #justice system of gotham #what up with the jokester bats?#we're sick of him already

holy shit i'm dead

guys??? i just got pulled over by this cop and–

ok so first i was on my way to bludhaven, yk to go sneak a peak at nightwing because he's just so cool and like a traitor to gotham sure but stilllll

and i was maybekindaprobably speeding just a little, so this cop pulls me over just as i enter the city and HAS THE AUDACITY TO DELAY MY NIGHTWING SIGHTING but aNYwAy–

so he pulls me over and i try to get out of it and i tell him i just rly wanted to see nightwing and he kinda chokes and goes red? but i'm not sure if it was closer to the "i'm embarrassed/flustered" red or if it was the "i'm so pissed i might explode" type red

and he kinda just stutters and lets me off with a warning "this one time" blah blah blah

BUT THE POINT IS I WAS LATE TO SEE NIGHTWING START HIS PATROL AND I HAD TO SETTLE FOR A GLIMPSE OF HIM SWINGING BETWEEN SOME BUILDINGS LIKE HALF A KILOMETER AWAY!!!

like dude bro my man if i wanted to see that i would've just stayed home and turned on the tv, but nO–

#onlyingotham #dc universe #only in gotham rp #dick grayson #nightwing #richard grayson #bludhaven #dc rp #he was kinda cute though #in that shy way yk?#adorable #if he hadn't made me late for nightwing #i'd adopt him #no really #his cheeks looked squishable