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“Sugar Date Coming Up” Haul #10
Whitening toothpaste - $5
EOS Shave cream - $5
Razor - $13
Baby oil - $3
Nail press ons x2 - $10
Socks x2 - $8
Eyebrow pencil - $4
Yes to Coconut wipes - $6
Leather boots - $75
Fade button up - $27
Blue khakis - $40
Total - $196
My Biggest Haul to Date 363.45
Methods Used - Umbrella - Oversized jacket with lots of pockets - Change room concealment - Untagged items only - Coffee cup method - Quick conceal Invisible socks 15.00 - Hitting two different malls and going home in between
Hennes & Mauritz
Invisible socks 15.00 3 silver rings 10.00 Black sunglasses 13.00 Faux Glasses 15.00 Ring necklace 7
F21
Mint clutch 14 Black coin purse 8.9 Fruity earings 7.9 Aloe Masks 3.8 Starbucks Tumbler 14
VS/Pink
Lingerie value: 254.85
♡ Fun haul from Friday with @crime-can-pay ♡
Total: 278.40
The “I finally hit 2k!!” Haul
(If you want store names just comment or message me, I’m lazy)
(Scammed Lush and amazon) Bottle: $33.50 (including shipping and import fees) Cup O'Coffee: $11.95 Jason and the Argan oil: $11.95 Pink bath bomb: $8.95 Round tin:$3.95 Dream steam steamer tab: $2.95
(An actual lift) Dior lipstick: $37 Dior bag: $30 Dasani drops: $5.30 Kool-aid liquid $4.50 Nesfruta:$5.50 Ariel cloth: $1.25 (not pictured) Panties: $8 ×2 Pink lace bra: $46.95 Red push up bra: $46.95 Puffball keychain: $6.50
Total: $273.20CAD My complete total(documented on here,,not all time total) : $2001.05!!
Lmao reposting because this isn’t doing well
congrats!!
The Do I Even Need This Shit haul Total: $51
the hello kitty socks and the underwear is such a look I love this 💘
I’ve got 3 other hauls which I haven’t uploaded but you know when you forget to take pics of them and then forgot where you’ve distributed everything lmao so I’m just gonna forget those other hauls although I’m pretty sure the cumulative value is around 2k
But this one:
Makeup that I bought reps of online then did that return scam thingo: at least $200 saved
Glue: leather jacket $129.95
Rebel: 2x pants $50 and $65
Lulu: 4x leggings: $119x3; $149
LJ: 4x leggings $105.99x3, $116.99
TOTAL: $1385.91
Me, seeing something I like in a shop: that’s mine now
shoplifting routine + tips
before i sleep, i’m going to type out some things i collected from lift-pros who have deactivated their blogs and adopted into my own routine! i’ll just detail my routine and try to give a few tips at the end so that the newer lifters can have some of the wisdom of those who have left us.
routine:
whenever i go lifting, i always bring a medium sized purse and a large shopping bag. i gently fold the shopping bag and put it inside of my purse. other than this, i’ll bring:
my magnet and hook (i hide them inside of these hidden zippers in my purse) {some lifters use scissors. same goes.}
a wallet with a decent amount of money (if i have it) in case i get caught
earphones (personal preference, but i find that music calms me and makes me look nonchalant. sometimes i won’t even listen to anything so that i can appear occupied, but actually be attentively listening around me.)
when i enter my first store, i’ll browse around, examining fabric, price tags, comparing clothes to my body in the mirrors. this is useful for concealing. if you conceal an item of clothing in another, mirrors are so good for checking if you can see it. just look as if you’re checking our your appearance.
try to take some items without hangers, so that you can put those items onto hangers when you have extras.
once i’ve taken a couple items i want along with some larger items with pockets (jeans, overalls, collared shirts) i’ll go to a changing room. if an attendant asks me how many items i have, i’ll lie and say 2 less than what i have. if they physically count the items, then i’ll probably only steal one item. if no one gives a shit, then still, don’t be too careless about stealing items. there’s still video cameras.
***MAKE SURE not to steal a boldly printed/colored item that’s showing in your pile of clothing or the first item that you’re holding. they’ll probably notice it’s gone, or at least there’s a greater risk. ***
in the changing room, i’ll probably take my shoes off so i don’t look suspicious from underneath the curtain. and if the curtain doesn’t fully close, i ALWAYS hold it closed with my body as i detag. a lady once walked in on me as i was detagging and i nearly had a heart attack, thankfully she didn’t see anything.
after i take the tags off of the items i want, i’ll put the tags into or onto the clothes i don’t want. DOUBLE CHECK FOR TAGS PLEASE!!!! THERE’S CHANCES OF EXTRA HARD AND SOFT TAGS. i’ll put the clothes i detagged in my purse. if i don’t have space, i might wear the item of clothing if it’s small and unnoticeable. when i exit the changing room, i’ll most likely leave one item that has been untouched on the rack outside of the changing room.
PLEASE MAKE SURE NOT TO LEAVE THE ITEM WITH THE EXTRA TAGS ON OR IN IT ON THE RACK OR WITH THE ATTENDANT the attendant will be touching these items the soonest and it’s pretty sketchy when a tag falls out of a pocket or if there’s an extra on there.
i usually take the items with the tags and bring them back out to the store, if i’m not lazy i’ll put it back where it came from. i always try to put it in the middle of the rack.
then i exit the store, trying to look calm.
so you probably noticed i haven’t mentioned the shopping bags yet. this isn’t what everyone does, but i always head to the bathroom and put the clothes i stole into the bag. it works for me because i can’t necessarily pull off walking into my mall with a bag in hand, but if you want to start off with the bag, just put something thin and dark inside the bag to put on top of the clothes you stole. just in case.
then i hit up other stores! except at these other stores, i can put the clothes i take into the shopping bag.
tips:
1. always double check for tags on the clothing. this is a given, but really, you have to check for any kind of tag. you might have gotten the hard tag off, but there could still be a soft tag somewhere, or some other lifter could’ve left a tag somewhere. hold up the price tags and clothing tags up to the light and look for chips and shit.
2. HIDE your tools. please. hide them. if the LP sees your tools, you’ll get punished so much harder because you were shoplifting with the intent.
3. DON’T RUN!!! don’t run. if you run, well, it depends on store policy. but if you run, they might tackle you or call the police or some shit.
4. if you don’t have a good feeling about a place, drop the shit and get out. seriously. get out. leave the mall if you have to. give it a little time before you return. just don’t risk it. no item is worth a record, especially since we’re all young with our futures ahead of us.
5. find somewhere to put your tags. don’t be careless. i’ve seen people just leave the tags in the changing room, it’s not necessarily traceable but it draws attention to the fact that shoplifting is prevalent in the store. what i’ve found is putting them inside of purses, pockets is effective. and of course, retagging clothing as well. i usually tag the inner tag on the seam of the clothing.
6. always be nice to the SA. if they talk to you, they’re just doing their job and being polite. but if they’re following you around a little too closely, they’re probably suspicious of you.
7. dress appropriately for the store. this is also a given, but don’t wear shit like black hoodies and sweatpants, cause you probably look like a lifter who wants to wear clothing out of the store. also, i recommend changing your appearance up a little.
8. don’tttt please don’t go to one store too much and never buy anything. give it some time. if an store attendant asks, i like to say that i’m just trying on things and i’m going to tell my mom what i want so we can come back. also, don’t always go at like 4:00 on a tuesday. change it up, so you catch different employees at different shifts.
9. don’t grab a shitton of stuff and then steal a large portion of it. for me it’s usually: stealing one item for every four pieces i grab, two if the SA’s aren’t nearby or paying attention, or if i concealed really well.
10. you don’t NEED to buy a small thing to alleviate suspicion. i understand the logic, but honestly i’d just get out of the store. don’t stay longer than you need to.
11. when you’re leaving, don’t rush out. walk sloow and calm like any normal shopper would. i get it. you wanna get out ASAP. but you also don’t want to be sus. fake a phone call if you must. or look at your phone. just be natural.
12. DON’T BE AFRAID TO WASTE A DAY ON SCOUTING. lifting at a new store is very exciting but sometimes they might have something you’re not familiar with, like at zara, they will scan every single clothing item and make sure there’s a tag when you’re entering and leaving the changing room. when you scout, figure out the layout, security cameras, SA procedures
13. THIS IS REALLY USEFUL FOR ME idk if it’s useful for you but some of the stores i go to have a level for men’s wear and a level for women. often times, the changing rooms on the men’s level will have fewer people and fewer SA’s. if you feel like the SA’s on the women’s level are hardasses about the clothes in your arm, check out the men’s level.
14. DON’T TAKE WHAT YOU DON’T NEED. don’t be greedy. this is just me, but i take only things i will actually wear. some people boost, so that’s different, but don’t be greedy. stores will probably notice a larger loss in inventory way sooner. pleaseee don’t be greedy. sometimes shoplifting is so easy you think you can get away with anything, but it’s still illegal at the end of the day. only take things you really want. i always look at store websites before hitting up stores so i have an idea of what i want and i have my limits. be smart about it. there’s a ton of big, flashy hauls on tumblr, but you don’t need to compete with others. go at your own speed.
15. don’t ever underestimate the fact that shoplifting is still a crime. even if you’re a teenager, you’ll be punished. don’t forget that. you can still stick it to the man, just, be careful.
other methods besides dressing room concealing:
so there’s a lot of other methods out there, especially just on the floor concealing where you put things in your bag or your sleeve. personally, it doesn’t work for me, so i’m sorry i didn’t cover it. i’m afraid of blind spots not actually being blind spots and i’m also afraid of tags. if there’s jewelry i want or something non-clothing, i’ll hide it under the clothes in my arm. this is only if the SA will not take these things from me and count them. so you need prior knowledge. anyways, a lot of jewelry i’ve seen have tags as well so be careful. i’ve taken shoes, bikinis, jewelry, socks and underwear this way ahaha i’d say it’s effective but you need to know your store.
hope this helped!
Great post. For the anons in my inbox, take a look.
I saw a thing about lifting during a blackout and Honestly I’m gonna start going to Ulta during every big storm just in case like “oh no the powers out!” *Shoving naked pallets in my bag* “I’m so scared!” *At the Too Faced display* “ahhh!” *Running to Anastasia pallets* “what bad luck!”
Lifter Asks
Not trying to call anyone out, but I’m reposting since OP, (littletinylifter-blog), (I’m only listing it to give credit), reblogs outside of the community and original post has 1000+ notes. These seem fun and I want people to ask while being safer!
1) Alone or partner?
2) Rush, broke or both?
3) Fav store?
4) Estimated total?
5) What kind of tags have you successfully taken off?
6) Ever caught?
7) Scariest time?
8) Biggest tip for newbies?
9) What is your most lifted item/item category?
10) Biggest haul?
11) Favorite lifted item?
12) First time? How and why did you start?
13) Age started?
14) How long have you been a lifter?
15) How long have you been in the community?
16) Ever took a time off? For how long and why?
17) Lift wish list?
18) Whats too far or too much?
19) How often?
20) What the most you think you could lift in a day?
21) Largest single item lifted? How?
22) Favorite story?
23) How many people know IRL?
24) Do you often lift for other people? if so who? Do they know it was lifted?
25) Fav lifting blog?
OH FUK FUK FUK FUK FUK I DIDNT CHECK WHYYYYYY
Ask me !!
decided to treat myself after acing a job interview !
ULTA
-too faced papa don’t peach blush: $30 -too faced born this way concealer: $28 -too faced melted matte lipstick: $21 -morphe beauty blender: $7 -morphe M505 blending brush: $6
total before tax: $92
bigger haul !
total after tax - 230.98
not shown -
second pocket bunny
two collars for azarath , the cat
okay but the peach balm smells so good and the wash is good for oily skin. i love every thing burt’s bees , honestly. this haul was so easy , the u1ta was completely inattentive and petśmart had no cameras.
i want to come back some time but i’ve definitely learned that going before closing sounds scary because of the lack of customers , but the employees are so busy cleaning and prepping to close , they barely care about anything.
G’d I love Azarath what a good cat
The “this is how you fucking lift from ikea Pt. 2” haul! 😉
I was so pissed that i couldn’t get the stocksund sofa because it wasnt on the take it yourself shelves, so i went for it and lifted the entire fucking store lmaoooo
♡ Malm Glass top - $22 ♡ Kolon Floor protector - $22 ♡ Hovslund Rug - $65 ♡ Alhede Rug - $141 (not pictured ish) ♡ Tusensköna Bedspread - $65 ♡ Svärtan Throw - $33 ♡ Blekvide Comforter - $163 ♡ Blekvide Comforter small - $98 ♡ Knavel Pillows x 4 - $218 ♡ Rosendun Mattress protector - $44 ♡ Svärtan Throw x 4 - $130 ♡ Henrika Black throw - $16 ♡ Svärtan Cushion cover x 8 - $69 ♡ Rimforsa Holder with cointainers - $20 ♡ Godmorgon Box with compartments - $16 ♡ Godmorgon Box with lid x 3 - $42 ♡ Åfjärden Bath sheets x 4 - $69 ♡ Knagglig Box x 4 - $26 ♡ Svira Box with lid x 4 - $43 ♡ Rimforsa Tablet stand - $11 ♡ Emmie Ruta duvet - $25 ♡ Bamboo Notepad - $6 ♡ Nömmen Toilet seat - $44 ♡ Tejn White rug x 2 - $17 ♡ Ikea 365+ Dish towles x 4 - $21 ♡ Stilfull Place mat x 8 - $17 ♡ Mixtur Oven serving dish large - $6 ♡ Mixtur Oven serving dish medium- $4 ♡ Mixtur Oven serving dish small x 4 - $8 ♡ Aina Curtains x 2 - $109 ♡ Dinera mug x 3 - $5 ♡ Njuta Bathrobe - $22 ♡ Sällskap throw - $16 ♡ Dragan Box set - $16 ♡ Bubble Wrap envelopes x 3 - $16 ♡ Depend False nail set - $7 ♡ Coke bottle - $3 (not pictured lol)
GRAND FUCKING TOTAL: $1,655!!!
i’m wet
speechless.
what’s good
OMGGGG How do you make fake ids?! Don't they have a scanner and a stamp to verify if they're real or not? How do you get past the scanner? Do you buy the stamp? PLZ TELL ME I MUST KNOW
I make my IDs by finding templates of certain state IDs online and tweaking them in photoshop. I resize them, print them on heavy cardstock/teslin paper, glue them together, then I use a laminator. I recommend ordering a kit from brainstormidsupply.com, even though it’s fucking expensive. when I first started ID making at the age of like 18 I actually printed the first one I ever made and taped it (with packaging tape) over a blank business card and it fooled people for years lmfaooo.
yes, majority of if not all ID cards and driver’s licenses come with holograms (assuming that’s what you mean by ‘stamp’) and you can get them easily from amazon but for specific states and more accurate authentication I order mine, ironically, off of sites where you can buy fake IDs (the holograms are much cheaper than the IDs themselves which is why I make my own).
tbh I’ve only ever encountered like one establishment where my fake OR real ID needed to be put through a scanner to test its authenticity but I was, by pure luck, able to get out of that one by having my wallet be one with like a ‘window’ and a tight small space where a card could be put through (I’ll post a picture bc I’m bad at explaining shit like this) and telling the verifier I couldn’t get it out bc it was too deep in the space to pull it out and I was wearing acrylic nails so I just held up the wallet with the card still inside of it, showed it to them and they went with it. this was also how I fooled people with my first fake ID as mentioned above despite it being horrifically done. If I ever get asked again I’ll use the same excuse since I wear them all the time and you should if you do it as well.
here’s the picture I was talking about – I used my real ID as an example bc I’m still editing and touching up my fakes but yeah, the bottom of the card is obviously sticking out but if you pushed it a bit further in the space it’d be basically impossible to get out (it took me 5 minutes to get my real ID out so that makes it more believable lol)
here’s what it looks like without a card inside:
*again copied from a thread*
OLD SCHOOL RULES OF CONDUCT
A … IF YOU CANT DO THE TIME - DON’T DO THE CRIME. There are a lot of risk when you shoplift and unfortunately getting caught is the end result of a poorly executed shoplifting attempt. Even if you don’t go to jail, and you probably will not on your 1st offence, you will still end up with a considerable fine. You may be able to have your first charge expunged with some luck, but your actual arrest will remain on your record and may easily be found on any background search. It will be hard to try and explain in your job or college interview why you were stealing. B … KNOW BEFORE YOU GO Always plan ahead of time and know your store. It is a good idea to check out the store before you ever take anything. Look for cameras, security, find where desirable targets are located, locate where all the exits are, and where employees go into back rooms. Locate where the best blind spots are, and when they’re busiest - for most shops this will be Saturdays. Don’t ever assume that a camera dome is empty, always assume that every dome has a camera in it and that it’s watching you. Once you have a good idea of the layout of the store and the layout of the merchandise, leave. Come back another day to do your lifting. Proper planning will help you avoid being at risk for being apprehended. C … BODY LANGUAGE. From the time you enter the parking lot, to the time you leave, you should act as if someone is watching your every move (because they probably are). The biggest mistake a shoplifter can make is to act like a shoplifter. Nervousness, constantly looking around, looking at security cameras and suspicious behave are what the Store Security (Loss Prevention) are looking for. This is what they were trained for and you will make their job much easer. Employees know that if you are acting nervous, then you are usually up to something no good. You want to remain calm and look as normal as possible. Shoplifters get caught because they get sloppy, and don’t pay attention. Keep in mind what you are doing and focus on the task at hand and maintain your appearance, both physical and mental. You should have already done your research and studied the layout of the store beforehand. You want to look like an everyday shopper who has no worries in the world. D … DRESS FOR THE JOB. Loss Prevention are trained to watch everyone, regardless of race or age. If you walk into a store wearing the latest baggie hip hop cloths, a jacket when its warm out, or leave your sunglasses on to hide your eyes, then yes you will be watched. You want to blend in. Notice what the average shopper is wearing and dress like them. Being professional, well dress, groomed, speaking clear understandable English, with a friendly outgoing attitude is the best illusion you could give. The object here is not to draw any attention to yourself. You want Loss Prevention to be watching the other guy. Every store and every area will be different. A “high end” department store will have better dressed shoppers then a discount or home improvement store. No matter what, always wear clean cloths, bath, comb your hair, and have a clean respectable look. E … DO NOT TRUST ANYONE YOU DON’T KNOW. You should never trust another person while you are shoplifting. The majority of Loss Prevention Associates will be dressed in street cloths and will try and blend in with the everyday shoppers. Don’t be fooled by the person who is shopping next to you or is in the dressing room next to you. He might look like a teen age punk, but in reality he is an under cover Loss Prevention Associate watching your every move. Also just because she looks like a sweet old lady doesn’t mean that she wont alert the staff to your wrong doings. Do not stereo type Loss Prevention personnel. They could be either male or female and any age. Some will even work in teams as a couple just to blend in. F … NEVER LOOK AT CAMERAS One of the biggest ways to get caught is to look directly at the cameras. You would be surprised how many nervous amateurs will glance repeatedly, or just boldly stare at the camera dome, giving security a clear view of what you are doing and the perfect chance to capture a picture of your face. Trust me - you cannot see through the domes to tell if it’s pointed at you. They are double-layered to prevent this. Observe cameras from afar, use your peripherals vision, and never tilt your head or eyes up. An upturned face is very easy to see, and will instantly attract attention. G … AVOID ROUTINES Keep track of how often you visit stores and shoplift. Avoid routine. Cashers, stock boys, and even Security will forget about you and your actions for a little while, but if they suspect you of causing merchandises to walk out of the store, they will notice patterns in your routines. Make sure you have a feel of the security, and have an understanding as to how many times it is safe to remove items from any one store in a period of time. The busier the store, the more times you can go into it without raising suspicion. Keep in mind that major retailers have installed computer systems that share records, and CCTV footage between stores specifically to keep tabs on repeat shoplifters. If you were noticed doing something suspicious in one store they may send a picture of you to any of the surrounding stores so that they can keep an eye on you. H … IF IT DON’T FEEL RIGHT - ABORT! Stop what your doing, drop what you have and leave - come back another time. If it don’t look or feel right always go with your instincts, they could be right. It doesn’t matter how insignificant it is, it is better to leave behind your goods and come back another day, then to slip in some way and be apprehended. I … HOME COURT DISADVANTAGE Never do a lot of your shoplifting at a store you frequently shop at. If you really want something bad enough, then spend a little gas money and go across town. The reason you want to do this is because if, for some reason you slip up and get busted, you will not be able to go back into that store again. You will then have to travel across town to do any legitimate shopping. Imagine your embarrassment if your neighbors just happen to be there as they haul you out of the store in handcuffs. Also the employees will recognize you quicker if they are use to seeing your face. J … NEVER STEAL FROM A MOM & POP STORE. This goes to the belief of sticking it to “The Man”. You will find this written many times throughout the anti-establishment community. Whether it be the government or the large multi national mega store, hurting them is more enjoyable and less personal then the small shop owner down the street who is more then likely already having a hard time making money because of these mega stores. These stores are smaller and have fewer employees who may recognize you as a returning thief. There have been many instances where a shop owner has attacked a shoplifter with a bat or some other instrument of pain because they take the theft more personal. If caught the judicial system will also be a lot harder on individuals who committed personal crimes against small shop owners as appose to large companies and your jail time could be lengthier. K … DO NOT GET GREEDY. The number one reason shoplifters get caught is because they become greedy. You can shoplift your whole life and never get caught, but it takes a lot of skill and even more importantly, patience. Most people will get away with something and instead of being satisfied with that one time they have to press their luck and try it again and again in the same store. Eventually you develop a pattern that the Loss Prevention or Police can easy discover and then apprehend you. L … GO DOWN WITH RESPECT. You walked out of the store and you hear that dreaded “Security - may I speak with you” behind you. You take off running as fast as you could, but on this day the Loss Prevention just happened to be a marathon sprinter, and he tackles you. At this point realize that they have won and you have lost - deal with it! Fighting back or using a weapon will only guaranty you a long visit to prison. A simple shoplifting charge means just that - simple. Most cases you will be free in a couple of hours. Be as polite and remorseful as you can be under the circumstances. The Loss Prevention person is only doing a job. The more you are a Dick - the bigger Dick they can be. Sure it sucks but just play it out cool & calm and it will work out for the better. M … SILENCE IS GOLDEN. If you are caught, don’t give them any more evidence then they already have. The best evidence they will have against you is your big mouth. NEVER give any more info then you have too. Answer the basic questions. Loss prevention will tell you that if you talk it will be easier on you and you will receive fewer charges - not true. They already have enough evidence against you or you wouldn’t be there. All they want is a confession so they have a stronger case against you. Do not admit to anything, just sit there and remain quiet. You will not gain anything by incriminating yourself or your friends. Remember this is a game of opportunity and luck as much as it is skill. All it takes is one slip too ruin a perfectly good day. Always think, plan, then think again before you do any shoplifting. If you spend a little time doing research, you might not end up doing any time in jail.
THIS IS IMPORTANT. Like, seriously, if you’re only going to read one thing on lifting, read this.
Things to lift before you become independent
Repost!
Household items: Pots & Pans Shopper bags Dish soap Laundry soap Dryer sheets Bleach Stain sticks Air fresheners Candles Air in a can Dusting rags Towels of all shapes and sizes Food in every category. Vegan, organic, non perishable, gourmet, I don’t give a FUCK you deserve to eat!! Glasses/plates/silverware Wine bottle opener! Wine and booze! Cooking utensils
Personal care: Deodorant Shampoo/conditioner Tampons/pads Body scrubs Skin care Socks Makeup wipes Whatever makeup you want because you deserve it babe :’) Toothpaste Toothbrushes Teeth whitening strips Lotions Bubble baths (for long days where you’ve earned it) Face masks
Things to spend your boosting money on: Furniture! IKEA is so awesome Cooking tools! Mixers, microwaves, coffee machines, basically anything that you can’t lift just buy.
STORES THAT YOU WILL LOVE: Household decor: Pottery Barn, World Market, IKEA Beauty: Ulta Personal care: Bath and Body Works!! Cleaning supplies: Target! Please conceal in the dressing rooms :) Alcohol & Food: AJs! It’s fine food and if you have one in your state go go go! World Market has awesome wine selections and fun food! Clothes: Old Navy! Urban! Candles (it gets its own category because I LOVE CANDLES): BABW! Urban! POTTERY BARN AGH SO GOOD
Live comfortably! It doesn’t cost a fortune and if you don’t have a car, do what I do and bus to it! Lots of people do it and they’re just fine with it :) Get what you need and don’t struggle :)
Also may I add: Pencils, Pens, Erasers, Paper, Notebooks, Sticky Pads, Tape, Scissors, Hair Ties, Paper Clips, Nail files, Tweezers, Brushes, Disinfectant Wipes, Ziploc Bags, Room Spray, Tylenol or Advil, some form of pain relief, Itch and scratch cream, Extension cords, Cables, Food containers, Napkins Literally, there is so much we expect to be apart of a modern-day household, it is ridiculous. Who can afford it?
Bruh, don’t forget first-aid shit!
Big ass bandaids, Ace Bandaids,Vaporub, Finger-sized bandaids , Neosporin, Liquid bandaid ,Peroxide, Burn ointment, Mederma, tiny bandaids, pain killers, wrist brace(s), gauze pads, steri-strips, butterfly bandaids, cold sore treatment, etc.
Uncute Tip#8 (What will get you caught up)
So I decided to post this here in the main shoplifting tag as I felt it didn’t give anything away but some useful ass tips, and yall mofos should follow my private blog for more tips like this cause I ain’t posting any more here lol.
Also it’s all messed up in the tag, just saw that. Sorry. It’s all organized and cute on my blog thingy.
So I named this an uncute tag simply because it’s not cute. I’ve been doing just fine without these special extra tools or tricks and haven’t been caught yet. Some things aren’t for everyone. I’ll list what will get you caught/addicted.
Magnet’s/Hooks: These nifty little tools are great for people who sell shoplifted goods for a living however these can get you in a LOAD of shit.
For example:
I personally would never consider purchasing a magnet/hook, as this can lead to addictive behavior. Remember that shoplifting and all of this is a CRIME. It is not a job or hobby. IT’S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING THEM, I JUST WOULDN’T GET THEM, THATS ALL.
Being caught and having these on you will change your petty crime charges into something wayyyyy more serious. You can go from a fine to actual real real jail time.
You get stuck to metal objects. Now a good friend of mine on here told me about how she would get stuck to displays when she had her magnets on her. Suspicious or nah?
They’re very loud, if you’re in a quiet store the only thing employee’s will hear is the sound of you detaching tags. no good.
BEING LOUD AND ABOUT: Have you just known someone who was loud about everything? Will in the world of being a criminal, being loud and just plain out there can ruin your life. Literally. You want to be so quiet and out of view that they forgot you ever came in the store.
Ways to ruin your stealth:
Dropping Items. Like this is actually really bad, don’t do this, keep steady hands.
Talking to EVERY employee. It’s okay to talk to one at the MOST. But don’t talk to every employee because they’ll just be on your back trying to continue a conversation with you.
Being and look awkward. This means being clumsy, and fidgeting, it’s really hard to conceal while fidgeting, i’ll tell you one thing.
Having a HUGE bag. Nothing more suspicious. Like you’ll knock things down and look awkward and causing you to speak to employee’s and you’ll be breaking all the rules listed here, lol.
Having BAD partners: It’s one thing to shoplift, but to shoplift with a bad partner is asking to be thrown in the slammer.
Effects of having a bad partner and how it Affects you:
They get caught, you get caught. Rather they snitch or you to are close together.
They’re obvious. From the moment they walk in they’re suspicious.
They’re loud and about. Always in the view, can’t shut up and act so proud.
They’re clueless. ”Are you going to steal that?!” Bad partner asks while lp is already prepared to tackle you.
They act like children. Following behind you, always asking what to do, chickening out.
Will sell you out. They will cry, beg and plead to lp that you kidnapped them and made them shoplift.
Shoplifting EVERY DAY: This is a complete no no. I shouldn’t have to explain why.
What it will do to you and your well being:
It will become addictive. It will, no doubt about it. You’ll want to shoplift everyday, want to shoplift bigger things and get sloppy while at it.
You’ll become an even bigger cheap-stake. You’ll cry over paying for that 1$ bottle of soda because you could have stuffed it in your butthole, oooo nooo.
You’ll become recognized. The cameras will see you more often, entering the store and not buying a single thing if not shoplifting their store. They’ll start to wonder why certain items you picked up went missing and you’ll be the suspect. Next time you come in, BAM, RIGHT IN SLAMMER.
You’ll get lazy.I mentioned this but you will. You’ll want every thing to just come without a price and slip and then BAM, RIGHT IN THE SLAMMER.
You’ll get caught. You will, you didn’t listen to this beautiful post, and did all the things I said not to do and now look at you. In da slammer ye go.
Okay, guys that all I could think of for right now, I think I did good, as a lazy girl with bad grammar. I’d like to think I was very real in this post.
This needs more attention. These are some really good things to consider.
The addictive thing is so fucking true.
Read this , or in da slammer ye go
“this isn’t a job or a hobby” .. hmm.. lol this is literally my job and it’s how i pay my bills don’t make me feel bad. sometimes you gotta do what u gotta do
