beautiful veins and bloodshot eyes

call me star | not a minor (27) & probably not dead | she/her | yes i did honor the advent season by giving custody of my blog to the personified spirit of internet greeting images and i'll do it again

[carnival-phantasm]

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task

[carnival-phantasm]

I am now fighting a new urge

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good

[gothluanneplatter]

Blast from the past

omg hi hello lol

[letmesleepy]

Taking a comically big bite outta that white boy

[vedurnan-archive]

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

[vedurnan-archive]

[freelance-abortionist]

edits masterlist

[freelance-abortionist]

[greenares]

[crabussy]

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

[mitaffenartigergeschwendigkeit]

[lilalbatross]

SHORESY 5x03 | A Winning Culture

[gothluanneplatter]

oh hey i didnt tell y’all

i had an accidental homebirth lol

woke up at 3 am to my water breaking, and my son was born on the living room floor at 3:22 am

my fiance caught him, got him wrapped in a towel, and THEN ten firefighters/emts descended upon my home

it was pretty sick, ngl

[dogmetaphors]

SHORESY | S03E06" "Les Rapides de Rawdon"

It's just not as fun without your favourite player.

[dyingroses]

M*A*S*H + text posts and stuff

[thotful-opinions4u]

one of the reasons why Columbo is so funny is because he will get on his suspect's nerves sooo badly and then the suspect cannot do anything about it because Columbo will go "I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday! I'm just a little birthday boy!" with the suspect and Columbo both knowing full well that Columbo is lying but the suspect cannot say a word about it not being Columbo's birthday due to the social conventions surrounding them and the fact that they are indeed guilty of murder

[dependell]

new favorite Columbo moment

[zettatoad]

columbo should be public domain. he should be allowed to show up in anything. the columbo episode should be one of the standard types of tv episode like the beach episode or the episode where a character shrinks and explores the insides of someone's body