whats so wrong about whats wrong with me???

sal//he//they//resident alien

[gothtopus222]

intro post bc the last one does NOT reflect me whatsoever

hiiiiii! i'm sage/sal/specner/whatever i honestly dont care

i am in my early 20s and i use he/they pronouns, heavy on the he

i am a nursing student at community college, and a CNA at a long-term care facility. i love working in healthcare, its been my lifelong dream. i used to go to a big university, but it was not my speed and i am not ashamed to admit it. community college is rad af

i am a nonbinary trans guy currently larping as a woman after forcibly detransitioning in a failed attempt to regain my mothers affection, but i'm in too deep now and can't get out of my living situation

i am apologetically autistic and queer. if you have a problem with queer people, especially trans men, gtfo this is not a safe space for you. I won't tolerate any oppression Olympics or queer infighting- the cishets dont care what flavor of faggot you are, they want us all dead.

my favorite color changes with the weather but is most often green or purple. i fucking love aliens as both weird little dudes and an allegory for the trans/autistic experience

i don't have many interests atm as they were largely traumatized out of me, but i'm working hard to fix that. i love medical dramas (esp the pitt), crossword puzzles, and i am getting more into video games by the day. hopefully soon this blog will be overflowing with my interests as i learn to let myself enjoy things again!!

no DNI but i block liberally. don't be a dumb fucker.

I AM ALSO A WRITER I AM WRITING A STORY RN IF YOU LIKE MURDER MYSTERIES AND TRANSGENDER ANGST YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT MY WRITING BLOG @ascocarp222

[3liza]

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

[3liza]

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

[dogpuppy]

[northern-punk-lad]

Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans

So the solution is to ban prime ministers

[northern-punk-lad]

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[circusheart]

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

[garbuge]

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

[flanneldragon]

[zinesbycee]

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

[kosmogrl]

can things stop happening for a while? in general

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[sleepnoises]

i think it's nice that people write books and it's possible to read them. often through the public library system

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[gothtopus222]

my boyfriend broke up with me randomly over text the other night ago and ive literally never been so hurt and confused. genuinley hurts more than when i got disowned bc he was there for me then. like what the fuck am i supposed to do now? its like im walking around with a constant gaping wound in my chest and i cant get it to stop bleeding

[rederiswrites]

Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.

[jottingprosaist]

Shareholder Profit: War (the casus belli for attacks on workers' rights)

Private Equity: Pestilence (they are parasites that voraciously strip the value out of a healthy business until it withers and dies)

Workforce Optimization: Famine (cutting hours and employees until the business is starved of staff, barely functioning)

Corporate Personhood: Death (a hollow, shambling mockery of a human with rights and needs)

[rederiswrites]

Yeah I can work with that.