Don't be intimidated

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Time to eat rat poison *eats rat poison*

[grink]

*eats rat poison*

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

*eats rat poison*

[eggs-are-frying]

*hurriedly performs CPR on two people*

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

*kisses you back*

[goldensiymar]

Damn I wish I could kiss and suck on your body

Shut the fuck up

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[squidyword]

not to start a discourse but if today is your birthday then happy birthday……………

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

um some of us already had birthdays? but way to be an exclusionist lol go off

[squidyword]

this is what I was trying to avoid..,, im sorry .,,

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[stability]

reblog if you support coop

[trashboat]

[the-pikacrew]

Lmao I’m both people

[the-absolute-best-posts]

getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

My brain whenever I ask for seratonin, dopamine, and oxytocin:

[arabellesicardi]

things worthy of investment: leather jackets, good lingerie, perfume, foundation, your dreams 

[d3ssins]

girl scout: hi how are yo-

me: thin mints

[angelsguideher]

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

boys are nice to look at but?? is it really worth it sis

[dajo42]

why are my hands cold but not the rest of me

[bluelivesaintshit]

The ghosts are holding your hands

[dajo42]

how romantic……

[doglets-deactivated20140515]

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

[genderflooid-deactivated2018052]

You walk into a bar and these two guys look at you, wyd?

[proto-homo]

Get my exorcism kit ready for these demonic looking fucks

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

CHILD: why are there tides?

ME: the moon is trying to steal our water but it’s very bad at it