just boyly things

Described by Top Medical Professionals as having juicy veins, pointy elbows, and very clean teeth

[vile-things]

[pityboy]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[dark-miku]

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

[dark-miku]

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[somni]

you know. i must say that this is true for me as well

[heated-blanket]

[pierogiy]

Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[bedupolker]

Watched donny darko again, great film, I have no idea what the plot or meaning was, but great film.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[bedupolker]

Mariella rocking the Smuckers Jelly fit.

[wha-archive]

Hehe, Brushbug. New episode of the anime tomorrow! Shirahama posted these to her twitter today.

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Phillip Light

[delafiseaseses]

Personally, I think Dwarf Fortress's strangest reason to like an animal is the one that cows get.

Admired for its haunting moos.

Such a curious use of an adjective. But very Dwarf Fortress.

[mortalityplays]

dwarf fortress fucks so hard. my current fort has an occasional patron who is an 86 year old owl lady named 'the frozen one' who spent the first couple of years just perching in trees and watching my dwarves. a two headed fire breathing ettin came to lay siege to the place before I had a proper military established, and while I was freaking out trying to lock doors she just. floated down and tore him in half. when I checked her inventory, all she had was a plain brown dress, socks, shoes, and a pair of gloves. she just ripped him down the middle like a phonebook with her bare talons.

later while checking out other visitors I discovered that almost every bard in the fortress had been her apprentice at some point. eventually she came inside to check out the taverns, and now she just sits around watching performances and getting into arguments about them, feeling nothing. I love her so much.

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.