jordy

[uglylittlboy]

my beautiful boy

[friendly-animals]

[burnedfringe]

this is why I’m alive

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Danny DeVito turned 70 today which is weird because I’ve never had any concept of how old he is, I like to think that he exists outside of time and space

[thelilnan]

more importantly it means no one was aware of him being 69 last year. we fucked up. i can’t believe it. we really fucked up.

[melt-banana]

[foodnetwork-fandom]

are they eggs or not someone tell me

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

[lovecorp-deactivated20180525]

sjsfjh imagine if tumblr had memories like facebook does 

[lovecorp-deactivated20180525]

one year ago today you posted: “i wish i could fucking eat dirt like a worm"

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[theweirdwideweb]

[unclefather]

this is where he did it to them

[taakoposting-deactivated2019091]

are you shitting me i used to live a city away from fucking HIM?

[glitterdirk-archive]

he could’ve done it to you

[eorzean-cabbage]

You like hurt/comfort because you like the idea that someone will comfort you when you are in pain.

[kurosmind]

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

[nix-styxand]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[silverhawk]

“you know i had to do it to em” is like almost two years old at this point and it still hasnt gotten old, other memes just die but “you know i had to do it to em” remains so iconic that i cant even look at a picture of a sidewalk without expecting the caption or without thinking “he could’ve done it to them here but he chose not to”

[billcouture]

Godzilla 2014, ‘Worship’

[orangutanjcalliope-deactivated2]

[billcouture]

Kong Skull Island, ‘Fealty’

[orangutanjcalliope-deactivated2]

[ink-the-artist]

I know I’ve made cryptids before but I don’t think they compare to the emotion that an image of two borzois staring at you in front of a Staples at night conveys

[gentlealien]

The Gentle Alien needs some school supplies

[unclefather]

Answer our questions and you may enter

[ok-dingo]

they’re both named Staple

[j-esbian]

i had a dream that the new Lingo was “big yeet” and it meant something like “mood and i hate it”

[hotvampireadjacent]

op this post is a big yeet

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

[juyeooon]

tiddies? Out

third eye? Open

they were? Roommates

hotel? Trivago

[kars]

I am awake but at what price