♡ blondes and bloody knuckles ♡

Dumb stuff I laugh at. Also my blog title is from when I was 18.

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[parlaypeach]

What

[parlaypeach]

Reblog for goldan brokle chhadar cheess soup

[parlaypeach]

WINTERTIME!!!

[segamascott]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[sharkfiinn]

imnkilling them with my brain

[catcrumb]

[supermariomamafucker]

scientist discovers a little animal awww

[ofbeinghonests]

if you have one, tag with the "6 degrees of separation" you have with a celebrity

[romehbo]

[bruzum]

[kestalsblog]

Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

[doesnotloveyou]

@tearyeyedcat this was beautifully written, thank you for adding it!

[charlesoberonn]

Another excuse for me to post Head Writer of ATLA Aaron Ehasz’s great characters board:

[unbearable-lightness-of-ink]

CHARACTERS SHOULD BE: FALSE GODS

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[bebs-art-gallery]

Cats Stealing Food in Paintings

Still Life with Cat (1705) by Desportes, It's no use crying over spilt milk (1880) by Frank Paton, Still Life of the Remnants of a Meal with a Lunging Cat (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Fish Still Life with Two Cats (1781) by Martin Ferdinand Quadal, Still Life with a Cat and a Mackerel on a Table Top (18th Century) by Giovanni Rivalta, The Collared Thief (1860) by William James Webbe, Cat Stealing a String of Sausages (17th Century) by Abraham van Beyeren, Still Life with a Cat (1760) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Kitchen Still Life with Fish and Cat (ca. 1650) by Sebastian Stoskopff, An Oyster Supper (1882) by Horatio Henry Couldery, Still Life with an Ebony Chest (17th Century) by Frans Snyders, Still Life with a Cat (1724) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Attacking Dead Game (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Still Life of Fresh-Water Fish with a Cat (1656) by Pieter Claesz, Still Life with Fruits and Ham with a Cat and a Parrot (18th Century) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Holding a Fish in Its Mouth (18th Century) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Still Life with a Cat and a Hare (18th Century) by Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Rayfish (1728) by Jean-Siméon Chardin, A Cat with Dead Game (1711) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Fish (1728) by Jean Baptiste Siméon Chardin

Via James Lucas on X/Twitter

[amnesiaguy]

collecting posts of this type

[memewhore]

[sofuton]

[headspace-hotel]

[bowelfly]

Brother Barley (Neurotrichus gibbsii) and Brother Rye (Blarina brevicauda) celebrating another successful midnight booze raid

[bowelfly]

The damnable thumping and crashing coming from next door could mean only one thing to Sister Dot and Sister Helga