Chaos Abounding

CAUTION!!! May contain elements of Language, Gore, Randomness and pure stupidity.

[maiasaliger]

【新・バトルストーリー】 | [New Battle Story]

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

by MonstershinToys

[kosmogrl]

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

[teathattast]

[naamahdarling]

Fuck you I was expecting comedy and now I'm crying?!

This is beautiful.

[rotflea]

[7-thheaven]

Genosaurer 🦖

[heckifiknowcomics]

[thotsandpreyers]

“HOPE” found in Washington D.C.

[worddevourer]

Wait, is Orym's bananas high perception a trauma response to not spotting the assassins that killed his husband coming? Is it literally 'Nobody will ever be able to sneak up on the people I care about like that again?'

Like, in my head, I was going 'oh haha, this is Liam trying to make the perfect counter to someone like Vax, someone who can beat a high level rogue's minimum stealth role,' but like... in character? In character this is a man who has decided he'll never let anyone catch him unawares again.

[worddevourer]

Oh you're absolutely correct. I kind of brushed that one off because I was like 'well yeah, he's a bodyguard, so he's doing bodyguard things.' But also... There's a reason he doubled down on those skills.

[worddevourer]

Orym, probably:

It really is simple arithmetic: If everyone else survives the fight, he wins. If anyone else dies, he loses the fight. His own survival is only a priority if everyone else is already secure.

[angelofdumpsterfires]

how i feel about all the changes in s3

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I see it is once again August 😮‍💨

[corycatte]

dragon family

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[penrosesun]

[weaselle]

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"

But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.

In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.

They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.

At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.

That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)

[yeomanstuff]

This. All of this.

[gros-chat-fait]

Those late 90s kids

[delicatuscii-wasbella102]

Eclipse of the Sun in Venice in July 8, 1842 by Ippolito Caffi.

[ferociouslycreativemystery]

Clouds over sunset in Lazise on July 13, 2017 by me Only 175 years, 5 days and 124 km apart

[andorerso]

I'm on the run with you, my sweet love [x]

[thenyanguardparty]

hi I'm from your pseudo-medieval fantasy city. yeah. you forgot to put farms around us. we have very impressive walls and stuff but everyone here is starving. the hero showed up here as part of his quest and we killed and ate him

[lilaccccc]

yeah umm actually everyone kinda lives, inside.. the walls yeah. no yeah theres not any surrounding farming communities or villages to levy taxes from so we're pretty much just in a stone pit all together. Theres a massive stone castle tho! where did the infrastructure for the stone quarring come from? I dont know... Evil wizard maybe?

[elbiotipo]

If you actually want to know how medieval (and overall pre-industrial) cities interacted with its rural enviroment, check out these articles:

Collections: The Lonely City, Part I: The Ideal City

This week and next, we’re going to look at an issue not of battles, but of settings: pre-modern cities – particularly the trope of the city,

Collections: The Lonely City, Part II: Real Cities Have Curves

Last week, we looked at a model for what the countryside around an ‘ideal city’ might look like. Today we’re going to introduce some complic

Long story short, cities weren't islands in the middle of nowhere. If you're a generic fantasy character approaching a city, you wouldn't find a lonely Shining City Upon A Hill (hmm, interesting imagery there, wonder what it means...), but actually a highly populated area of farms, orchards and all that feeds and maintains a city.

[fyeahgothicromance]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

IT

[octal-alchemist]

FUCKEN

[y4wnd3r3]

WIMDY