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Witch Encounters (one per century)
Killed By Greg
Middle Surgery (⨠New! â¨)
Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! đĄ
Dental (⨠New! â¨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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if i look back, i am lost
we're not kids anymore.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:
Top Surgery
Bottom Surgery
Witch Encounters (one per century)
Killed By Greg
Middle Surgery (⨠New! â¨)
Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! đĄ
Dental (⨠New! â¨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)
fuck wrapped, how obscure are yall
Context: there is a homeless encampment across the tracks from this unmanned train station
âIt might seem outrageous we are forcing you to own abd use a portable computer equipped with a gps and no root access for reading our clubhouse password in order to pee but consider that the alternative is ppl with no indoor plumbing being able to use this restroomâ
Hey if you're a "be gay, do crimes" kind of person but you think shoplifting is scary please remember that you can usually block the locks on bathroom doors like this with a thin piece of plastic (like a shopping rewards card or a strip cut off of a laminated sign) and duct tape OR you can likely remove the locking mechanism in about 3 minutes with a Phillips head screwdriver and some practice.
Also remember that scanning random-ass QR codes is dangerous and laminators are cheap. If you see a service that requires the use of a qr code that could have been taped to the wall by anyone, you should 100% call the people in charge of that service to complain and you should not scan that code. Whether you put up a matching sign with a different qr code and write below it "one of these could be a virus, don't scan unknown qr codes" is up to you.
my problem is that i dont want to be a professional artist but i also have never wanted to do anything but be an artist
wanna get sponsored by a lord so I can live on one of their many sprawling estates and make funny little paintings until I die of consumption
honestly the best thing iâve done in the past year was replacing âi wanna dieâ with âi wanna commit a crime.â same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation
thank you SO much for this tag
saw some tiktoks making fun of girls who want to wear revealing clothes in public while in a relationship and I just want to say if you love her and she loves you why do you care. "what if another guy tries to get intimate with her" just kill him? what happened to chivalry
An unfortunate, reoccurring phenomenon I've experienced increasingly is people pestering me about my gender and/or hinting that they're a trans ally (assuming they aren't trans themselves) and goading me into coming out, and then getting extremely uncomfortable when I come out as a trans man. I'm genuinely shocked by the amount of times in the past few months alone I've come out and explained that I'm ftm, a binary trans man who uses he/him, and have been asked "Okay, so can I use they/them?" Or, "why don't you use they/them?"
I am not a passing trans man - not for lack of trying, but due to things that I simply cannot control, hide, or remedy right now. I have been told I look more androgynous than masculine, which is a significant part of why my pronouns are questioned, yes, even by other trans people. It makes people uncomfortable, because my identity doesn't align with their perception of me.
But even if I wasn't doing my fucking best to pass, even if I didn't bind, or if I chose wore dresses and skirts, my pronouns should be respected. You don't get to "compromise" or decline to use someone's pronouns because their presentation doesn't align with the image in your head. You can't just refer to any trans person by they/them pronouns because it makes you more comfortable.
holding rats feels like iâm wielding a weapon in a first person rpg
First computer animated cat ever - âKoshechkaâ (âA kittyâ), 1968
the concept and idea of âyou can always start trying to be a better personâ is extremely important to me both in media and irl and i continue to be deeply deeply disturbed by the trend on this site pushing that these ideas in media are bad writing or even morally reprehensible
because theyd rather someone stay terrible or just straight up die than become a better personÂ
from a compassionate point of view itâs deeply distressing and from a pragmatic point of view itâs outright frustrating
itâs fucked up.Â
What is the most important step a man can take?
The next.
I think part of the pushback about this is the idea that, to âredeemâ bad people, their victims must first forgive them for unforgivable acts.
This is false. No one is obligated to forgive you. You can learn from your mistakes and become the best, kindest person on earth, and the people youâve hurt still wonât forgive you, and youâll have to accept that. And that doesnât mean you arenât allowed to grow. Because we arenât just âpureâ or âsinfulâ, weâre complex.
New fucking fear
i think itâs suppose to do that
It is! In fact if the bridge wasnât doing that then you need to be concerned and get the fuck out of there. Because that flexing is the bridge literally going and swaying with the wind to release stress and prevent damage. If on a very windy day a giant bridge like that doesnât sway or move at all the tension is all wrong, pressure is building up with no release, and the thi g is going to collapse. That groaning is the sound of a safe bridge.
We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys
This post was meant as a joke but it has come to my attention that literally none of us are ok
This is the energy y'all are giving off in the notes
I mean... youâre not wrong.
can you posr the video that the. pelican is from
obsessed with the shape of this beast
SHUT UP ABOUT THE PASSAGE OF TIME
SHUT UP. ABOUT THE PASSAGE OF TIME
"SHUT UP NO IT'S NOT"
correct! it's only 37 days away now! :')
a dilf is not a dilf if heâs shitty to his children
[ID: a screenshot of tags on a tumblr post. the tags read âtheyâre only a dilf if they act like a dad. otherwise theyâre filth (father Iâd like to hurt).â end ID]
Yall wanna be gnc and androgynous but hate intersex people and the idea of being intersex so much, I remember reading about PCOS potentially being considered an intersex disorder and having 100s of people dismiss it because "we can't just be calling 1 in 10 women intersex" or being in transmasc spaces and constantly being told that bottom growth and T dicks are undesirable and that people find non standard genetalia gross, in a GENDER INCLUSIVE SPACE.
The lgbt Community seriously needs to grapple with its hatred of intersex features and stop seeing androgyny that isn't pretty waify white person. You all love femme presenting androgyny but hate when people are androgynous in a broad or hairy way.
Androgyny does not mean âwoman lightâ.