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25 year old, male named Alex. Alex likes Tumblr. Alex refers to himself in the 3rd person. Alex is going to cut that out now. I like nerdy stuff, dancing like a crazed white guy at clubs, Funk music, and witty stuff in general. Sometimes it's hard being this sexually attractive but I get by.

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When you detect a truffle or perhaps fresh meat

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watching Seven Samurai

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i wonder how many they'll need

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i hesitate even to speculate

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(via @wojit )

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People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I’d pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It’s very simple in places. It’s basically the cookbook for people who think, ‘I’m really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can’t think of anything else to cook that won’t exhaust me’. And it’s free!

The Sad Bastard Cookbook by tRaum Books

by Rachel A. Rosen and Zilla Novikov || Food you can make so you don't die.

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SPREAD THE WORD THIS IS FUCKING GOD TIER OH MY GOD, SOMETIMES I HAVE SPOONS SOMETIMES I DON’T BUT NO COOKBOOK OFFERS LEVELS IN THEIR RECIPES THIS ONE DOES!

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also found here:

The Sad Bastard Cookbook

Life is hard. Some days are at the absolute limit of what we can manage. Some days are worse than that. Eating—picking a meal, making it, pu

the ebook is FREE here also

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sorry i really don’t like just reposting someone else’s joke but i haven’t been able to stop thinking about Yucky Stinking Tooth for weeks

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ALT

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oh ok

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this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen

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It’s that time of the year again :)

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Lol this made me laugh so much. I want it on repeat this Christmas.

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It isn’t a proper holiday season until you hear this.

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things you need to read 100000 times per day when you're working

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