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WARNING: THIS ACCOUNT IS OLD, I STARTED OUT NOT KNOWING HOW TO TAG AND AT THIS POINT (many years later) IM TOO AFRAID TO START. I don't think that this needs a description, but Matt's a fuckboy. I really like iced coffee.

[captain-price-returns]

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER 2 ANNOUNCED

THE ALBATROSS IS BACK………. AND HES FUCKING PISSED

[yourreddancer]

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[ig-braving]

[ig-braving]

johnny english really destroyed all movie logic

[funnyinstagramvideos]

the funniest part is that he’s not even running

[inthefallofasparrow]

Mr Bean as a Persistence Predator

[enki2]

[draconym]

[draconym]

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[dyke-parade]

actually i think andy weir's boldest writing choice in project hail mary isn't the twist that "grace was a coward & had to be forced onto the mission" which then makes his decision to potentially die to save rocky & erid so beautiful. no, the BOLDEST choice is that what triggers grace's first memory of the petrova line & astrophage at the very beginning of the book (thus kicking off the entire plot) is seeing a line of his dick blood on the floor after yanking out a still-inflated catheter

[dyke-parade]

@soupis4awhile get back here and say that to the rest of the class

[sevens-for-dawn]

[Image reads, "#call that a stroke of penius", description ends.]

[bonivers]

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

[trickstarbrave]

[swiftlark]

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

[zoestorm]

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

[mzr-hsh]

Saj Issa - Crocodile Crown

[hischowza]

seeing carter hart cry after costing his team the cup really is the highlight of my year

[dredgen-dumbass]

mccoy doesn't have a chair on the bridge cuz he's the kinda guy who stands behind the couch to watch a whole 45 minute episode of something while insisting he doesn't need to sit down bc he's just checking out one scene. does this make sense