It's a Groovy Time

My tastes are ever shifting and incomprehensible, especially to me. 🍉🍉🍉

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[garfunkelgirl]

paul simon fact checking

❌ even in 1969 there were well over 3 million living boys in new york city

✅ not sure what it means to be art garfunkeled but i am sure it happened to paul simon

❌ no you did not paul simon

❔unverifiable

❌ he’s 5’3” a medium tree is more than enough

[iphigeniacomplex]

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[iphigeniacomplex]

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

[officeshelpdesk]

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

[officeshelpdesk]

有一天，我们都会回首往事，大笑起来，不过，我们会以一种明显的中国方式大笑。

[officeshelpdesk]

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[doriangraysrockcollection]

petition to rename Nantucket to "Snoop's CannaRanch"

[shiplessoceans]

This is how I find out?????!!!! Then who the fuck is Martha?

[deadeyesopened]

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

[conspiracy-frog]

What if Erid invented intergalactic fast travel

I don't support Eva bashing that's emotional support environmental terrorist right there. What I'm interested in is the bad pr she is giving earth because the eridian ambassador is too invested in his flesh teddy bears life

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[pudulogy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

[cheaphalloweencostume]

disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you really think im in the middle of sex going “actually you know what? figure it out for yourself.”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me sucking dick until i get bored

[softhe4rted]

self-compassion: an antidote to shame mb

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[panthermouthh]

(angriest I’ve ever been in my life) and Brutus is an honourable man

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

[ihateornithologists]

(nine inch nails hurt)

note: i started drawing this before s3 so obviously no s3 events are included (and honestly idgaf)

based on a friend's comment on one of my older posts hhskskj i accidentally quoted this song and then decided i should do it not accidentally..