bi af

[mysharona1987]

[catlezzer-deactivated20200616]

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

[noxee]

[systlin]

Sadly a disturbingly high amount of men doesn't even wipe their ass after they do their business. Stains on the sheets is not an uncommon thing. And yeah, I think it's more than 70% that doesn't wash their hands. And if they do I think a big part of those just makes their hands wet and doesn't use soap.

what

[systlin]

oh god

I googled this and

this is just the top three like

Ladies

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STAYING WITH THESE DUDES WHAT THE FUCK THROW HIM AWAY

[dancing-thru-clouds]

Yeah, it’s atrocious. Like, actively horrifying. The average dude has a negative personal hygiene stat

[systlin]

Why the fuck are these women putting up with this.

I cannot wrap my head around that.

Like, I would see this ONCE, and say “What the fuck man,” and if he got mad and yelled right there I’d throw the whole damn man out. If he didn’t fix it, I’d throw the whole man out.

To quote my Mr; “I’ve got a hairy ass but I get in there with some wet wipes and finish the job, if dudes have skid marks they’re just nasty, there’s no excuse.”

[snailbeille]

Tumblr is so funny, cause every once in a while, someone will roll up, reblog your entire blog, and then disappear back into the void they came from without so much as a follow

[thingsfromthedirt]

[politicalsci]

[theweirdwideweb]

[scumbagsblog]

I JUST SCREAMED

[shrimpsapphic]

with covid-19 being a popular source of racism in this day, I'd like to share all my love and support with Asian wlw. y'all are so precious and amazing, and I wish others wouldn't excuse their racism with coronavrius. I luv you all!!

[best-shower-thoughts]

Since the ocean has meat, salt, and veg in it, it is technically a big thing of soup. (source)

[just-shower-responses]

but it’s COLD >:(

[tinyowlnonsense]

The Ocean Is Gazpacho

[softwaring]

[atomicwinterlove]

[vrson]

^ thats the original image, in case you want to see exactly how fucking vile these bastards are.

(those are signs they confiscated from homeless people they arrested for “panhandling” during the holiday season)

[sailorbluemoon]

Holy fuck the original is worse

[inmybagathaharkness]

What’s worse than evil?

[shiredded]

This is true and this is vile. 

Now what would happen if a homeless quilt was made by someone who actually cared about homeless people?

Meet former ad designer Willie Baronet. 

Baronet is an artist who talks to homeless people and buys their signs from them for $20 a pop, if they’re willing to sell. He uses the signs in art exhibits to educate the privileged and point them to ways they can help, and to humanize homeless people and tell them they matter. 

One sign at a time, Baronet makes a statement to help people with $20 in their hand and a voice that rings across the nation saying “I’m here.” (source)

[siderealsandman]

So not only did they take the small, hand-made signs away from homeless people but instead of just tossing them, they kept them. Not only did they keep them as some kind of homeless trophy, they actually went through the time, energy, and effort (funded by tax dollars) to tape them together, pose for a picture, and post it during the holiday season. 

This is why people say that there are no good cops. Because there aren’t. 

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Name: Sogy Occupation: Oh you know what

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[lachonk]

funnyjunk is ok sometimes

[my-aesthetic-vibes]

I want to live there

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[drst]

Jesus.

[that-twink-over-there]

Lorge

[yee-boii]

Motherfuckers unlimited

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Princess Diana shaking the hand of an AIDS victim with no gloves on, a move that would work to reduce AIDS stigma and help prove that AIDS is not spread by skin to skin contact. 1991, Toronto, Canada.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in the audience of this game show called “Whooooooooo’s The New Jesus?“ There were three contestants, the guy from Toto, Jonathan van Ness, and Bradley Cooper. They all had to jump through a hole and the person who survived was the new Jesus. Bradley Cooper won, and when they gave him a trophy, the real Jesus burst into the studio with a gun, shooting Bradley Cooper to death. He looked me in the eye and said, “Oh. It’s a real shame he’s dead.”

[emo--chanel]

[kaijutegu]

Mystic Aquarium is also letting its animals visit each other during this time of great boredom. Get you a partner who looks at you like this sea lion looks at this tegu.

[sepialunaris]

MOM THERE’S A WEIRD LOOKING CAT OUTSIDE