every AU should be an everyone is polyamorous AU

weird & queer. multishipper & polyam-shipper. reads too many books with microfandoms [grassangel on twitter, pillowfort, AO3 and dreamwidth. Ask for discord/email]

[nonconvember]

🔸Nonconvember 2026 Prompts🔸

1. Groping

2. Marital Rape

3. “Call me master”

4. Roofies

5. Ignored Safeword

6. Chains

7. Protective

8. Knifeplay

9. Bottom Aggressor/Top Victim

10. “Be honest”

11. Targeted

12. Stockholm Syndrome

13. Kissing

14. Escape

15. Forced Orgasm

16. Stalker

17. “Take me instead”

18. Interrogation

19. Victim Blaming

20. On Camera

21. Pretending Everything Is Fine

22. Forced Intoxication

23. Mutual Non-Con

24. “Kneel”

25. Choice

26. Sexual Injury

27. Consequences

28. Healing

29. Voyeurism

30. Breeding

Alternate Prompts:

- Gag

- Unwanted Arousal

- Incest

- Blackmail

- Hypnosis

[pizzazz-party]

SKATE AND DESTROY! REAL HEROES NEVER DIE! WELL, MAYBE THEY DO. BUT THE UNBREAKABLE HUMAN SPIRIT LIVES ON IN US ALL!

All jokes aside--thank you for reading my submission for the 2026 Murderbot Diaries New Year Gift Exchange!

For @imitationgame77, who requested something about Turi and that famous crew ledger.

[charl0ttan]

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[smokeyguro]

posting my omegaverse headcanons that i use for... every omegaverse worldbuilding thing that's still in my drafts lmao

the biology:

so instead of having two chromosomes, omegaverse has 4. the "x" and the "b" are base from whoever is giving birth and then the additional "x/y" or "a/b/o" are from whoever is cumming

xxba: female alpha (estrus cycle, has a clit that hardens and grows as a dick with a knot. testicles are inside the body instead of fallopian tubes. can get pregnant and impregnate)

xyba: male alpha (estrus cycle, has an outer dick and testicles on the outside with a knot)

xxbb: female beta (no cycle experienced, has a vagina but does not slick)

xybb: male beta (no cycle experienced, has an outer dick and testicles but no knot and no cloaca)

xxbo: female omega (estrus cycle, has a vagina, produces slick from ass & vagina, can get pregnant via vagina but no cloaca womb)

xybo: male omega (estrus cycle, has outer dick and testicles but no knot, produces slick from ass with cloaca style ass-womb. can get pregnant and impregnate)

in omegaverse, people can transition gender and their secondary sex. studding turns someone to an alpha, bitching turns someone to an omega and then for betas it depends on the world. in one where they are the dominate group, turning someone to a beta is called "normalizing" but in a world where they are not the dominate group, it's called "neutering."

insults:

this whole list was inspired because a friend said they wished there were good slurs for betas and then i spent two hours going overboard because uh. that is apparently how i do things lol. some of these are also sixteenth century insults which have a star by them.

alpha

knothead (a classic, i've seen this one everywhere i think)

nozzlehead

mutt/cur

alphcuck

bull pizzle*

hobby horse*

three legger

plunger/plugger

bitcher

knotknocker

lollicock: an alpha with a small penis/knot

beta

cock-chafer

cynicunt/circumventer

frailmate (similar equivalents could be “lacemate” in that the bond is fragile/weak, but used more so as a reclamation of frailmate)

sexless

neuter

et cetera

stagnate

pheromone filter

mate thief

omega

slicker/glistener

monsooner

hobby jockey (in tandem with hobby horse)

cream legged

cum pot

nurse nester/pest nest

househole/knothole

knotbreaker: omega who has shared every heat with an alpha and still not been mated

tamer: a mate-marked omega who is the younger/less-experienced in a relationship

other

slick-licker, for a beta/omega or omega/omega relationship

knot-pumper, for a beta/alpha or alpha/alpha relationship

matchlock: a person who tries to trigger another’s heat/rut prematurely

fuzz fervored: a person who gets passed around by a group of omegas in heat

heat seeking missile: a person who seeks out omegas in heat

rut gutter: a person who gets passed around by a group of alphas in rut

rut runner: a person who seeks out alphas in rut

sire sucker: a person who goes after dilfs

dam delver: a person who goes after milfs

mate marker: a person who leaves a mated mark on their sexual partner w/o previous discussion, usually from a one night stand

beta bitch: at an alpha in a beta/alpha relationship

beta meat: at an omega in a beta/omega relationship

patchfaker: someone who hides their scent with patches, or pretends they have a scent to hide

scent stick: someone who wears the scents of multiple partners

studder: an omega who keeps turning other sexes into alphas whether intentionally or not

social things:

like with personality types (meyers-briggs, etc), zodiacs, and blood types, there's a pretty common belief that the base of the scent you have says things about who you are as a person and your compatibility with others.

clean/earthy/green bases: someone of a reliable character. they can be perceived as uptight, but that's only if things aren't going according to their painstakingly crafted plans. they're rigidness doesn't mean they're any less creative, often finding artforms the one place they can let go.

floral/fruity/tropical bases: someone impulsive and passionate, who can find the good in any situation even to their own detriment. known for being fun-loving and quick to boredom.

lactonic/vanillic/gourmand bases: someone calm and soothing, someone who seems like they'll be little more than the girl next door, yet they have a quiet confidence.

spicy/smoky/woody bases: someone powerful who has no issue making their presence know. someone who is intimidating and standoffish at first glance but as you get to know them, their complex way of caring will show through - a wildfire that becomes a candle if you will

aquatic/musk/ambery bases: like the above scent, someone powerful. they can be gentle and playful as a creek but cross a line and their rage matches the tidal swells of the storming ocean. natural born leaders who can bring people together just as easily as they can tear them apart.

[velinxi]

Wedding night (OCs)

[velinxi]

The Dragon's bride

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[kaerujaki]

How many seconds in eternity?

[theswisscheeserag]

“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

[xenasaur]

we talk about how cis people are just handed a gender and accept it without thought but I think what we fail to mention is that the same happens with sexuality

[xenasaur]

this extends beyond the bounds of simple heterosexuality. it's also about being told that you enjoy skinny white cis women with button noses and straight hair and no stretch marks and no cellulite etc. lotta gay people never let go of that one!

[xenasaur]

we talk about how cis people are just handed a gender and accept it without thought but I think what we fail to mention is that the same happens with sexuality

[xenasaur]

this extends beyond the bounds of simple heterosexuality. it's also about being told that you enjoy skinny white cis women with button noses and straight hair and no stretch marks and no cellulite etc. lotta gay people never let go of that one!

[iamthelowercase]

Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!

Here's what I need you to do:

If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.

Yes, that's really it.

I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.

If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.

[specialagentartemis]

my petty gripe about anachronism in historical/fantasy/spec-fic worlds is attraction language.

We’ve all heard the “should you use modern queer labels or not” argument but honestly even when people go “true, they wouldn’t use the labels ‘aromantic’ or ‘asexual,’” so often the characters describe their experiences as “I never felt romantic attraction” or “I don’t feel attracted to anyone” in ways that makes me go. You are stilllllll thinking about this in an extraordinarily modern online way. That 19th century steampunk detective man will NOT be angsting about having never felt romantic attraction, he would be angsting about being unable to feel moved by the beauty or charm of a woman, or something. And I do think that “attractiveness” language is different from the identity-level idea of experiencing attraction—Sherlock Holmes does not talk about not experiencing attraction, but when Watson says “What a very attractive woman!” Holmes responds “Is she? I did not observe.” (And then Watson calls him an inhuman automaton and calculating-machine and Holmes calls Watson’s judgement biased). Never swayed by the attractiveness of a man or woman, never desirous of marriage, never charmed by the delights of love, all of these feel like some of the variety of ways that someone in this milieu might describe an ace- or aro-spectrum identity more than “never felt attraction” does. Mostly because, like the terms for aromantic and asexual themselves, nailing down an exclusively attraction-based definition of a-spec identities is a relatively new and extremely post-AVEN thing. And yet in fiction everybody knows to articulate their experience as feeling sexual/romantic attraction. And I always want to go nooo how would THIS character think about it?? Not how you think this character SHOULD think about it, how would THIS person in THIS context articulate their feelings?

[xiaohongshu-for-you]

[koi-jyu]

HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

[piracypiranha]

SIS IS FUCKING BUFF

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[ninjakittycomics]

ADDRESS OF POPE LEO XIV TO A GROUP OF WRITERS, ON THE OCCASION OF THE 100 th ANNIVERSARY OF THE "LIBRERIA EDITRICE VATICANA" (THE VATICAN PU

There's a whole post that goes with it.

[dashaibo]

Have I ever shown you guys these weird late 80s Soviet Lord Of The Rings illustrations?

They were made by Sergei Iukhimov, who’s virtually unknown otherwise.

More from where that came from

[ask-disneyka]

Holy fuck this is absolutely perfect

I hated them as a kid, but I can appreciate them now.

[femmenietzsche]

Some more reasonably sized ones here:

LOTR art that actually looks like medieval illuminations? holy shit

[morgenlich]

although i’m not able to find specifically when these illustrations were made, they were in a 1993 russian translation of LotR. it should be noted that there were no official translations in russian until after the collapse of the ussr, but samizdat translations were very common (and as i understand still are)

iukhimov was ukrainian by the way, possibly from odesa though there’s very little info on him i can find in english. his now-dead website exists on the internet archive but text only sadly. someone on the tolkien collector site i’ll link below at one point compiled a bunch of his illustrations on weibo though that link seems to be defunct now unfortunately

Sergey Yukhimov

Thank you Zionius. Some astonishing ones there that i havent seen. If you want me to send you pictures of the silmarillion and hobbit illust

Добро пожаловать на сайт одесского художника Юхимова Сергея Борисовича

Project MUSE - When Philology Becomes Ideology: The Russian Perspective of J.R.R. Tolkien

Project MUSE - When Philology Becomes Ideology: The Russian Perspective of J.R.R. Tolkien

[astronicht]

These look weird because they are repeatedly and actively playing with exactly the early medieval images Tolkien was playing with. A few are more modern storybook, but at least one is FANTASTIC riff on the Bayeux tapestry. Another two are lifted directly from early medieval paleography (handwriting) right out of a textbook on Insular incipits (how an opening phrase or title of a manuscript was written). Another im pretty sure borrows from the Book of Kells; that’s definitely a specific image, I know that image. And Tolkien knew it too.

The figures look like, say, the illustrations in Old English Genesis A. There might be a little Eastern Orthodox icon style creeping in, or it might just be that that style has a lot in common with early medieval British and Irish manuscript illustration (ca. 600-1100 AD). These are great, and an extremely clever nod to the texts Tolkien was drawing from, and even the literal manuscripts in which he was imagining his work (or at minimum Bilbo’s work, in-universe) to be written:

As Tolkien says, “Further information will also be found in the selection from the Red Book of Westmarch that has already been published, under the title of The Hobbit.” (The Fellowship of the Ring, “Prologue: Concerning Hobbits”). Or, perhaps, in the Red Book of Hergest (Welsh, Llyfr Coch Hergest) — another Red Book of the West (or Wales, that is). Obviously The Hobbit does not actually show up in one of the most important medieval Welsh manuscripts (currently housed at Oxford), but from the very first page of lotr, Tolkien was playing with an incredibly specific manuscript history!

And this guy, Sergei Iukhimov, apparently clocked that shit on day one. And got a lil weird with it. Respect.