Gravity Snail's Variety Hour

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[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Malcom in the Middle Ages

[dunkstein]

You’re not the lord of me now

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[samstarium]

so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

here’s the handmade package

i open it and

oh

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[wigglytuph]

[outofcontextdnd]

“Inside the cave you find a secret animal.” “What does it look like?” “It’s a secret.”

The first (and only) time my group let me dm (via outofcontextdnd)

[zephror]

squirrel girl is canonically more powerful than thanos

[cwunch]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

AT MY AUTOPSY:

mortician: *makes the first incision*

me: *confetti comes flying out of my chest cavity with a little trumpet noise*

[triffids]

[lymphonodge]

0 for 2, Herman

[gobbo69]

idiot

[2chainz2furious-deactivated2014]

i was looking for apartments earlier today and i think i found the perfect one

[glitterweave]

Me: *Calls mom* Where are you? Mom: Bathroom 47

[feliicityrampant]

concept: payload map where the payload’s path goes through a drive thru

[feliicityrampant]

[animusrox]

[pleasantomorrows]

always funny

[cryptiboy]

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

[myliobatiste]

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

[trukingofskeletonhell]

that’s just how goths are sometimes