Aaaaaaaaaaay

spooky space boy lives here

[lalo-arutan-blog]

i hope all y’all are having a rly nice valentines day though

[sam-i-am-16]

[politikitties]

abraham lincoln, 1863

[vaporwavevocap]

Thank you Abe.

[antonnizhny]

Words to live by

[newkiidsonmycock]

[tonistark24]

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.

One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

[ddeeric]

if u want a shitty and lazily colored doodle of dave and karkat doin some gay ass shit im ur guy

[dwkduykqif-deactivated20240926]

Protip: Don’t let your girlfriend ad-lib when introducing her to your rich parents

[luciofulci-deactivated20200614]

"Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club."

The Breakfast Club (1985) (X)

[stunningpicture]

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

[saccharinescorpion]

"homestuck fans better not grow up and name their children rose after rose lalonde because I will be PISSED." uh i’m pretty….sure….that has always been a popular girl’s name so…..

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

"this is my son john :)" "what the fuck. what the fuck what is this some homestuck shit???? do you think youre funny?? do you think youre clever???? youf ucking disgust me fuck fandoms"

[hi]

I wish there was a bug repellent spray but instead it kept people away

[sy--kh]

[gyllenaals]

[alphaghxst-deactivated20160301]

Anonymous asked you: Please draw Dave and john In cute frilly loli dresses for me :)

[dutchster]

if dinosaurs are dead then explain how they casted the dinosaurs for jurassic park

[coluring]

i accept high fives only on my ass

[raybrauer-deactivated20150419]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[sei-un]

[xrhia-deactivated20141012]

ok but why glorify cheating when you could glorify happy, healthy polyamory/open relationships instead