The Grayish Knight's Cheerful Cornucopia of Smut

♥♥♥ An archive of the most positive, fun and subjectively appealing erotica I've run across on Tumblr!

[deebott]

Hmm.

[minakittengaming]

Mmmhm.

[chubbuppy]

It’s November

[pink4coquine]

YCH commission for @Rainside_Leona 

 Cute Atuki will get a few love bites from Gee

[pink4coquine]

Let’s play “Hit the bun’s buns!”

[raud-reipi]

Cute demon lady have some fun with herself :)

[naughtykarla]

A true role model

[pink4coquine]

Commission for @extremenyoom

[missbehaviourwastaken]

HentaiFoundry / Picarto / Rule34 / Instagram / Furaffinity                           OPEN COMMISSIONS 

Partners, friends, lovers! Who needs a label for what we are? 

[pro-leztrans-lewds]

Ooooooh. <3 <3 I adore that shared look in the second picture. Delightfully intimate. Also juicy!

[oneeyedscarecrow]

underrated part of writing kinky nsfw fic: picking people’s safewords

[pink4coquine]

Request from stream for Arkios

[maenadmars]

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

[tagfer]

support.nintendo.com

[netflixandchillanddicks]

First cross stitch in a long time and what did I choose to embroider? A dildo. Not just any dildo! My beloved Sleipnir from @baddragontoys the colour is either Alexandrite or Sensitivity, I can’t really remember at the moment.  I took some….creative liberties on the cum/cumlube there haha. My beloved Sleipnir is not fitted with a cumtube, unfortunately.

[aerialsquid]

CAN I HAVE THE PATTERN PLEASE I NEED TO MAKE IT

[netflixandchillanddicks]

Wow, I’m flattered!

I didn’t use a pattern tho haha (story of my life)

Basically, I just took a picture of the dildo, traced it onto paper, and traced that onto 14 count Aida cloth and from there just kinda free handed it (and then cum is 100% freehand, there was a lot of “oh no, gotta figure out a way to fix THAT i guess”)

Here are my reference pictures, though!

The gorgeous model, Sleipnir!

I traced the photo I took, and did my best for freehanding the markings and ridges. It all got very confusing BUT INSTEAD OF RETRACING IT I THOUGHT WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN AND JUST WENT WITH IT

Aaaaaaand the inevitable “Oh shit, I forgot I am tracing this onto the BACK of the cloth so I actually need it to be backwards” where I just flipped it over and got to free hand those markings again, this time with “colour” so I knew what the fuck colours I was doing because I didn’t think of that until I began to stitch and asked “Wait is this part supposed to be blue or purple?” about 1 row in! Good times!

I wish I got some progress shots, but after that I traced that cut-out onto my Aida (14 count, black) and FOR A THIRD TIME FREE-HANDED THOSE MARKINGS

The cum is basically just 2 square wide row of white over the top and then kind of a blob-ish shape of “Maybe this looks right, who knows?” and hiding A LOT of mistakes with the backstitch outline!

[aerialsquid]

That’s a really cool idea, tracing it right on the cloth. I suppose with this as long as it’s vaguely phallic and then vaguely blobby there’s a thick, firm, engorged margin of error there for you.

[pro-leztrans-lewds]

This is one of the most incredible things I’ve ever seen. Nice work!

[chubbuppy]

slap it!

[mermaholic]

An image from the 1920s!

(Also, possibly, my dreams.)

blushes.

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

About to use the fucking enormous bath bomb S got me. It apparently has a surprise inside!

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

It was a butt plug. It’s hand-blown. Apparently S commissioned the entire goddamn shebang to my exact taste: the size of the plug (little!), the color of the plug, the bergamot oil in the bomb, the gold glitter… I love this human, guys.

[grimygurl]

this is the pinnacle of romance and nothing can convince me otherwise wow

[labhandair-prionsa-deactivated2]

True love omg

[thehypnobunny]

When you into Consensual NonConsent and you tryna give them the signal

[temmc68kogl3yxmgmzmq5oy1y4kjpn96]

Patreon request for Hifumi G!