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Stranger Things
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@graylxvee
Fuck all romances except the one of the dreamy booknerd lady, the sarcastic welsh and the soft violist boy
The Life of Jem Carstairs:
Jem: I'm dying
Jem: I am dead
Jem: *joins the silent brothers*
Jem: JUST KIDDING!
Jem: but there is no way to cure me I will forever be a silent brother
Jem: JUST KIDDING AGAIN!
Jem: I was cured thanks to the descendant of my parabatai
Jem: #stillgotthegirl #mrstealmycatback
Clockwork Princess summary:
Jem: the stars are beautiful tonight
Will: yes and you know who else is beautiful?
Will: Tessa
Jem: you're talking about my fiancée, you know that already right?
Will: yes I am sorry
Jem: I ship you both. You take her
Will: no, you take her!
Tessa: I take you both
Will was so jealous that Jem would marry Tessa and at the same time he was jealous that Tessa would marry Jem.
Tessa was so jealous that Will went to Jem's bedside.
Jem was never jealous. If he could have, he would have married them both right away.
Gabriel: Will, I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Will: Magnus?
Magnus: *smiles* yes, William?
Will: could you please get out of the way so I can reach Jem and Tessa?
Headcanon:
Tessa sings a Welsh lullaby to James and Lucie so they can fall asleep. Will watches them, smiles and has tears in his eyes
In 2013, Tessa sings a Chinese lullaby to Mina so she can fall asleep. Jem watches her and smiles and has tears in his eyes
Tessa & Jem on Blackfriars Bridge✨
It's their place ❤️
Herongraystairs symbols of love:
Will and Tessa: Books
Jem and Tessa: Blackfriars Bridge
Will and Jem: Parabatai rune
Will, Tessa and Jem: the train ride to York
Tessa: *explains to Jace that she is his great-great-great-great grandmother*
Jace: but you are a warlock
Tessa: and half shadowhunter
*Small flashback to City Of Glass where Jace thought he had demon blood*
Jace: *starts screaming*
Jace: I ACTUALLY HAVE DEMON BLOOD?!
Tessa: Jonathan, please...
Jace: *runs around the room screaming*
Tessa: Jem, help me!
Jem: *lies on the floor laughing*
Jem: your offspring, your problem
Tessa: Jem, I have to confess, sometimes when we sleep together, I think of Will
Jem: same
Will: Tessa I finished the book!!!
Tessa: do you think he will find her in the second book?
Will: *grins* I have a theory!
Tessa: *claps hands excitedly* come on, tell me your theory!
Jem: *lies next to them* for Angels sake it's 3am! *pulls the covers over his head*
He’s a 10 but he thinks he’s cursed and that’s why he is rude and mean to everyone
Do you pronounce it "the infernal devices" or do you pronounce it as "what cassies truest fan (none of those big influencers on booktok or bookstagram that can't remember who Tessa's father is) rereads so many times she needs therapy but doesn't go because she re-reads the series to heal her again and then gets stuck in a vicious cycle."
Herongraystairs modern AU
They would live in 21st century London and be happy.
Tessa would be addicted to Starbucks and books. Tessa would be in a bookstore every day and one day meets Will, who always visits the bookstore. They both strike up a conversation and realize they like each other.
Will owns every book there is and his whole room is full of books and empty tea cups. He lives in an apartment with his best friend Jem and one day he brings Tessa home.
Jem is a budding musician and violinist. He plays the violin every day and Tessa falls in love with him and his music. Jem also falls in love with Tessa.
All three are in love with each other and decide to have a three-way relationship. Their friends, especially Magnus supports them.
They would be happy. They would be together.
Jace: so you're my great-great-great grandmother?
Tessa: yes I am
Jace: but you are hot
Will in heaven pulls out his seraph blade: we know incest is no problem for you but this is MY wife! JEEEEEEEM KILL HIM!!!! KEEP HIM AWAY FROM TESSA!!!!
Gabriel lies on the floor laughing: all your descendants are so weird!
Tessa: so, do you come here often?
Jem: ...
Tessa: ...
Jem: you are in my room
2022
Emma turns 27
Jace, Clary and Izzy turn 31
Alec turns 33
Mina Carstairs turns 9
Tessa turns 160
Jem turns 161
Magnus turns 300 (yeah sure...)
Jem and Tessa celebrate their 13th anniversary
Will has been dead for 85 years
