Drinkin all the way to 3rd base

Hey guys! I'm Tricia! I really like bands and books! I'm also super lame and may or may not be a llama...

[cometcrystal]

excuse you

[furbearingbrick]

"this is an OUTRAGE!”

[eurekahydatos]

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

[wifis-lildevil]

0 to 100 real quick

[bernardclairvaux]

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

[hanxmillenniumfalcon]

wanna know how i got these scars

[twirlingtroye-deactivated201702]

perfection in three sentences

[shouldnt]

when you get home from school and just 

[abosl-deactivated20201212]

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

[punkmonksteven]

Does that really work though?

What…?

[micropet-deactivated20150708]

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

[nickdiminico]

Okay, there’s no way that works.

Let me try this out.

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

Guss i’ll give it a shot

ABORT ABORT

[hootyhoocatsinsuits]

yeah right, like that really happens

hmmm….

maybe I should try-

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FU 

[teesadutta]

A 2014 study shows that despite the wealth of talented actresses in Hollywood, women still remain grossly underrepresented when it comes to major film roles. Here to give us her take, a one-dimensional female character from a male driven comedy.

[4gifs]

[becausebirds]

the difference between birds and birbs

[iguessmynameisnothing]

I am laughing SO FUCKING HARD

[im-fucking-delightful]

Thrash or die

[rising-moon-falling-stars-deact]

Turn down for what

[kyary]

christmas is in 10 days what the actual glittery fuck

[asafo2020-deactivated20171024]

How they really feel…

[apparentlyevil-deactivated20150]

"God given and law appointed right and duty to kill you." I’m guessing he skimmed over the bits that said thou shalt not kill, then…

[stay-f0r-awhile]

this is actually the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

[emo-tionalpunk]

SOMEBODY STOLE MY CAR RADIO AND NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCE

[fatgirldangerousworld]

plot twist: fat girls get the respect, representation, and clothing options they deserve

[buttercupsexyshorts]

Plot twist: we never get called fat again

[fatgirldangerousworld]

if you don’t want to call yourself fat/be called fat, that’s totally your prerogative and I respect it. however, I don’t think fat has to be a bad word. it’s how I identify my body. I’m fat and fierce, fat and powerful, fat and proud.

[moneyissues]

[zackisontumblr]

[professor-pigeon]

I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture

(source)

[kingjaffejoffer]

[lilyskinned]

An important thing:

Remember that people will refer to your confidence as conceited because it is intimidating to see someone loving themselves without shame or fear. Fuck them. Life is too short to pretend that you’re not amazing.