my noodle is 7

im gay n anxious n sorry

[oxboxer]

Recent figure studies.

[goopycloudeyes]

Me: I should really work on wrapping up some long term projects on my tumblr, yknow, maybe finish that comic I’ve been avoiding for a while…

Also Me:

[mesopelagic]

tumblr is actually a really good structure for social media with the way blogs and posts are formatted however unfortunately the entire site is run by monkeys who wouldnt be able to make a good executive decision if their mothers lives depended on it

[bigspender]

can ppl like……… stop having a concept of me in their head ……… no object permanence here…..i only exist when im right in front of you….. no memories allowed. thx for understanding. 

[meanplastic]

[creekfiend]

Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity

[creekfiend]

I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro

[wasturbatress]

[anarchoskunk]

Nietzsche

[cosed]

i think people who hate frogs should be arrested

[creaturecorpse]

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

[thatsprettysicknasty]

goblin it is

[shitthehousessay]

Hufflepuff: *sneaks into the common room wearing a huge coat*

Slytherin: What is with the coat?

Hufflepuff’s Coat: *barks*

Hufflepuff: Drugs.

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[doodle-bound-deactivated2018121]

I’m half human / And half machine

[bobbypontillas]

Abuelitos =)

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[arahir]

use comic sans to write

i hate this so much but this knowledge is too powerful to keep from you all.

last night @phaltu discovered that setting your font to comic sans in google docs improves writing speed and creativity by an insane amount. “no” i said and “die” but then i tried it and god. i wish it wasn’t this way. i wish it wasn’t true. i wish i could protect you all from this but it’s real. 

something about this font is so disarming. something about this font lets you look past the shape of the words and into their soul. i’ve never written so much as i did last night, on my phone, at 2am, in comic sans.

if you have writer’s block. if you lack inspiration. if you need this. don’t be afraid to use it. sometimes the things we find most horrifying are also the things we need the most. trust me. let comic sans into your life.

[arahir]

it’s true

[bigbaywindow]

I love the recent culture shift on here where the hip cool funney public persona changed from “lol I’m so depressed I’m a piece of trash nobody loves me lmao” to “i am a humble gremlin, and i will suplex god for his transgressions”

[viryse]

good kids