Erin/Ktulu

A trans-femme non-binary player of ttrpgs and lover of the paranormal and occult.

[muzzlesbian]

these kinks are getting weirder and weirder what the fuck is “clickbait”

[daughter-of-sapph0]

oh you're such clickbait, aren't you? you wanna be a good little hyperlink for mommy

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[fliesinthescreen]

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

[fliesinthescreen]

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

[fliesinthescreen]

AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.

YOU - "Stop being a b--"

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.

DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.

1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."

[herpsandbirds]

Desert Iguanas (Dipsosaurus dorsalis), EAT A TASTY LEAFS!!!, family Iguanidae, Kern County, CA, USA

photographs by Ryan Sikola

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]

[helenvaughans]

[itsmistybitch-deactivated202605]

These posts are sisters

[lierdumoa]

[boopidyboopidyboop]

The difference between treating characters like characters instead of treating characters like real people is the difference between accusing someone of being an abuser because they find a well written antagonist facinating instead of thinking of said character as "a terrible person"

They are creative mediums and you need to be able to learn to analyze them as such or else youll end up attatched to a character you feel the need to defend rather than explain.

[bagquest]

Your NPCs all sound the same, and it isn't because you can't do voices

The party talks to someone you didn't prep. You panic, you give them a name, and from that moment on that character is a wall you do improv against.

The problem isn't your acting. It's that you never decided anything about them. Four decisions, about fifteen seconds, and they're a person:

WANT. What they want in the next ten minutes. Not a life goal, because a life goal gives you nothing to play. "Wants to close up early" gives you a whole scene: they're impatient, they cut the party off, they'll trade information for speed.

WOUND. The thing they won't say. You never have to reveal it. It exists so that when a player asks the wrong question, the character deflects, and deflection is the single most human thing an NPC can do.

TELL. One body habit and one speech habit. Not an accent. "Never takes his gloves off." "Says no first, then negotiates." Players imitate these back at you, which is how you know an NPC landed. And unlike an accent, you can't forget how you did it last time.

LEVERAGE. What would flip them. Most GMs skip this one, and it's the one that turns an NPC from scenery into a puzzle. If the party works out the price, they get the help.

You can roll these, write them, or steal them. The point is that four small decisions beat one big improvisation every single time.

No funny voices required.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love all my main characters equally. *closes closet door to hide the shrine to one character in particular*

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[findchaos]

We visited an old glass factory that was converted into a park and the photos can get very surreal.

[sourcreammachine]

[thememedaddy]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Health classes really ought to teach people what the beginning stages of addiction are like because a lot of people don’t realize they’re addicted to something until they’re years deep into it.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Signs you might be getting addicted to something:

If you go without it you feel unwell in a way that you never usually feel unwell. Sweating, tired, sleepy, headaches, irritable, depressed, etc. For example when I was in opium withdrawal I got incredibly depressed in a way that I’ve never been before or since. When you quit caffeine you might get super bad headaches even if you never usually get any headaches.

Thoughts of it regularly bother you and the thoughts go away once you’ve taken it but only temporarily. Unlike with a food craving which usually stays away once you’ve satisfied it or distracted yourself from it.

You find yourself rationalizing with yourself why you should break your own rules about how much you can take and how often. For example you might only let yourself drink alcohol every four days but start thinking that three days is actually close enough to four days, right? Especially if this happens regularly.

You’re using it so often that you feel the need to lie about how much you use because other people might think it’s concerning

If the substance or activity is nearby it’s genuinely difficult to not consume it or participate in it in a way that’s really frustrating.

You feel bad when you’re not on it and your brain tells you “if you just take the thing you wouldn’t feel this way”

You can only feel “whole” or “normal” when you’re on a substance even though it’s a recreational drug

And if you read this and think you might be addicted to something, don’t panic and don’t feel ashamed. Realizing you’re addicted to something isn’t a failure. It’s more information about your health that you can use to manage your condition, whether you want to get rid of your addiction or not.

[thememedaddy]

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]