WooHoo Boys

Just me and my DND characters up in this bitch 

[slipping-into-madness]

[artist-assassin-deactivated2021]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Two souls of the damned being punished to an eternity of torture.

[theshitneyspears]

this is WILD

[pulsatingsound-deactivated20211]

I WENT INTO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

Is no one going to mention that the woman in the wheelchair is a DANCE COACH.

[heartofrhine]

I’m sorry this

Isn’t satire?!

[werewolf-cuddles]

Fun fact: a character doesn’t have to be a good person to be a good character.

[werewolf-cuddles]

Anybody commenting “This doesn’t apply to [insert villain here]” is objectively wrong, those are exactly the characters I was talking about.

[nina-zeniks-cleavage]

General Kirigan question

Is this something mentioned in the books that I just don’t remember? Or is it a new name the Darkling is using that they added to the show?

[keszi-deactivated20210705]

There is a count kirigin in the shadow and bone trilogy somewhere. I think he host a party at one point in os alta??

[emjenenla]

There’s a Count Kirigin in KoS who basically runs a compound which he uses for massively expensive parties (I think of a casino in Vegas when I think of the Gilded Bog) as a cover for Nikolai’s top-secret engineering facility. His father made a lot of money selling Ravka out to its enemies.

Given context, I think it’s likely the Darkling will actually be a wanted criminal in the show and that he infiltrated the government of Ravka using that name. Probably a big reveal partway through the season will be that he’s actually **gasp** the person who created the Shadow Fold!

[nina-zeniks-cleavage]

@emjenenla that makes sense. I wonder why they changed it. I thought the name Kirigan sounded familiar. I’ve only read KoS once so far, so that’s why I couldn’t place it immediately. Thanks!

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

this is so fucking funny

[ratsilk-deactivated20240107]

This is hilarious but I was enthralled by what ever face Simon was making at 13sec

[grishaswand-deactivated20230323]

Me: I have no fears

Someone: What if there’s a Six of Crows movie adaption and Kaz and Inej make out

Me: I have one fear

[unknowableadammm]

[ketterdam-archive-deactivated20]

The Darkling slumped back in his chair. “Fine,” he said with a weary shrug. “Make me your villain.

— Leigh Barbugo, Shadow and Bone

[sucker-for-six-of-crows]

The Darkling: Knock knock!

Person: Who’s there?

The Darkling: A mirror!

The Darkling: I am lonely

[greenaasimar]

The Darkling, as he lays dying: Well, Alina, it’s been fun.

Alina: No, it hasn’t.

The Darkling: I think we made a good team.

Alina: No, we didn’t! It was a disaster! People died!

[greenaasimar]

the darkling: quit ur job

alina: why

the darkling: join my emo band

[mahitoluvr]

your fave is problematic: the darkling

- invented emo culture - occupation: drama queen - can’t seem to be able to stop saying alina’s name - no seriously he can’t - drinking game: drink everytime he says alina in one paragraph. blackout guaranteed - it’s not a pHASE MOM!!!!1!!!!!!1111!! - literally fakes his death at the smallest inconvenience, get on his level - thirsty™ - i’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour aesthetic - mirror mirror on the wall who’s the most pretentious of them all - does not handle rejection well, like will murder a small village to ease the pain - only has two emotions: what a gr8t day 4 murder & lovesick puppy - MURRRRRRRRRRRDERRRRRRRR - did i say murder?? - sinnamon roll who’s probably killing you as we speak - alina starkov’s biggest fanboy - ‘my alina’ ☀✨💛👌😍😍😍😍😍💘 - the villain w/ a sweet tooth trope™ is strong with this one - runs on bitterness and salt. pls help him - will probably sell his soul for a piece of cake

[greenaasimar]

Alternate ending to the Grisha Trilogy

Alina: *being super annoyed with all the guys pushing and pulling*

Alina: *pointing to Mal* You may be my childhood friend and I may have been in love with you for the longest time, but basically, your whining sucks and you are irritating as hell. I am who I am and if you don't like it, fuck off!

Alina: *turning to Nikolai* I like you, you're a great friend, and you're ridiculously attractive, but I refuse to be a trophy wife. Get some other dumb bitch to marry. *throws the ring into his face*

Alina: *closing in on Aleksander, outraged expression on her face*

Aleksander: *backs away*

Alina: *staring up into his face* You might be the only person who really gets me and possibly the love of my life, but your attitude SUCKS, as does your outlook on life. Get a grip!

Alina: *turns around, storms into the Fold, destroys the fucking thing on her own, shouts* You're welcome, now leave me the fuck alone!!! *and rides off on the Firebird into the sunset*

Mal, Nikolai and Aleksander: *stare after her, gaping*

[justsayapple]

In any reincarnation or modern au taking place in America, Trevor would be Minnesotan, and that’s just a fact!

[incorrectadsom]

Kell: Would you betray your King?

Holland: I’d trade the Danes for a tic tac.

[incorrectadsom]

Emira: Kell won’t come out of his room.

Rhy: Just tell him I said something.

Emira: Like what?

Rhy: Anything factually incorrect.

Kell, appearing moments later: I’m sorry, did you just say that the sun is a fucking planet-

[delilahbardd-deactivated2020120]

Lila Bard @ emotions