this is my teen angst phase

I'm josie (i don't use this blog much anymore sorry)

[kylebitchlovski]

[123iloveyoutoo]

minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

[123iloveyoutoo]

im not really saying this is done on purpose but theres really a huge discrepancy between these images

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

@ the people in the notes saying it’s lighting, here he is compared w an in-game in-daylight pic

[orchidvioletindigo]

It’s SUPER obvious when you compare Steve’s model to Alex’s

Steve is brown and them’s the facts!

[gayaarakocra]

Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet

[dongcroncher]

Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool

[greendaytrash]

@vixellaa i just want to see how long it would take you to see i tagged you here

[vixellaa]

37 mins according to my phones notifications

[greendaytrash]

dang i just redownloaded tumblr and saw this

[greendaytrash]

@vixellaa i just want to see how long it would take you to see i tagged you here

[consumeconsume]

[carbonfiberpersonality]

Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*

Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*

[anz100]

I’m Californian and I have the balls to do this.

[hexpress]

californian found dead wearing a murrsuit in a 2003 honda civic after encountering black ice for the first time and careening off of I-95

[greendaytrash]

@vixellaa if it snowed outside i wouldn’t drive to school like deadass i would refuse and find another ride,, assuming school wouldn’t be cancelled from 2 inches of snow

[talkstostrangers]

Original photography of Hot Fuss cover by Matthias Clamer

[greendaytrash]

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

[greendaytrash]

i have to keep tradition alive

✨6 selfies of 2017✨

you don’t need anyone to tag you, just post things because you want to or if you’re like me, post it because it’s tradition and i like seeing how i’ve changed as a person

[heckifiknowcomics]

Seasons Greetings my dudes!

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

[oaksy-deactivated20180119]

texas confession

i’ve never seen snow irl

[oaksy-deactivated20180119]

i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf

[oaksy-deactivated20180119]

texas confession

i’ve never had a million dollars

[commander--amander]

[vaspider]

this seems like eddie izzard’s fault

[vixellaa]

@greendaytrash I really want to tag Ben instead

[greendaytrash]

@vixellaa he’s probably already reblogged it on his latin blog

[writing-prompt-s]

Your mother was a Centaur, your father; a Minotaur. You are a horse, but with human intelligence. The recent crime spree? Definitely not you, no one ever suspects the horse.

[dudewithabow]

wow what the actual fuck neopets

[greendaychick14]

The legend still lives on…

[transmortifried]

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

[theanimejunkie]

welcome to the english language