[financepigdotnet]

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

[i-am-a-fish]

sitting

[melaninerd]

[carldangerous]

Sometimes you just wanna know what your friends dicks look like; just to like… know, ya know?

[billyparker]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

Keep reading

[what-even-is-thiss]

So many people who wanna argue with me about King Arthur clearly haven’t read the actual medieval texts. I know this because if they actually read the source material they’d know that when it comes to King Arthur, everything is made up and the points don’t matter.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“King Arthur couldn’t have fought the Roman Empire”

Try telling that to Geoffrey of Monmouth.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“You can’t just add in new characters”

Try telling that to Chrétien de Troyes. Aka the guy who invented Lancelot.

“Arthurian canon isn’t French”

Clearly you don’t own an air fryer. Also clearly you haven’t read literally anything written after the Norman invasion.

“Arthur needs to be a knight in shining armor”

If he lived at all he lived almost a thousand years before widespread adaption of plate armor.

“He can’t be in plate armor because that’s anachronistic”

Try telling that to Thomas Mallory.

“The fairy stuff is leftover from Celtic myth/Celtic gods)

A lot of that stuff including the lady of the lake wasn’t added until the 12th century actually. Centuries after England was christianized. It was also mostly added by the French poets.

[what-even-is-thiss]

God, I sure hope so.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[makahitaki]

[dogpuppy]

[achillesinhighheels]

[wokeuplaughing]

lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[wokeuplaughing]

the silence becomes a presence

[authenticstains]

[sexwitsockson]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[angelbumbum]

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

[angelbumbum]

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

if you ever saw me say some weird shit i was high or confused or scared or i meant it

[formerlyluckymanticore]

pros of having a large vocabulary: many words i know

cons of having a large vocabulary: many words i only know the vibe for

[polaroidpaladin]

I can't count how many times I've researched a word because I don't know exactly what it means, only vibes

[nation40-deactivated20251030]

[depsidase]