Big fan of the official Ankh-Morpork Passport and the weirdly specific information it asks for.
Also, it appears I have been denied entry into Omnia.
Keni
will byers stan first human second
Misplaced Lens Cap
dirt enthusiast

oozey mess
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
RMH
One Nice Bug Per Day
AnasAbdin
almost home
art blog(derogatory)

blake kathryn
taylor price
noise dept.

Kiana Khansmith
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Jules of Nature
Acquired Stardust
Peter Solarz

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@greetings-from-the-void
Big fan of the official Ankh-Morpork Passport and the weirdly specific information it asks for.
Also, it appears I have been denied entry into Omnia.
🌈 happy pride month! 🌈
Blanket weasel
YOOOO manic breakdown POSTPONED LOOK AT THIS THING
the kowari....
cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling
Happy Glorious 25th of May
best animal names: unnecessarily judgemental edition
I decided to sort of redraw a drawing I made back in 2012, with some additional characters from that universe that I think either didn't exist or didn't have a design yet at the time.
I'm still not that great at drawing, I'm mostly a writer, but I don't think it ended up too bad. Anyways, it was fun.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023
I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??
Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!
almost there!
TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!
THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??
shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.
Now seen in 2026
I think the author of my immortal should drop a new chapter out of the blue. it would make this site completely unusable but more importantly it would be really funny
@wooftphr
it continues
this is superior humor
I have some to add:
M O R E
I hope you enjoy
adorable
Sits on your dash
“Cats don’t actually love you”
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.