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interestingmistakes

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

ca-dmv-bot

Customer: AN HOMAGE TO “POUNDING THE PAVEMENT” DMV: POUND THE PUSSY? Verdict: DENIED

aflo

parakeet

so in my mind the down with cis bus thing was like 5-6 years ago max (which is ridiculous, bc that was. you know, the pandemic) but, it was april 2015. it was over ten years ago. over a decade? surely you cant be serious. i could turn into dust and blow away with the wind at any moment

toskarin

marian-devotee

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

marian-devotee

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

thetruerarkher

chryza

Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

theartofmadeline

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

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wormcosmologies

i just saw the phrase "unregistered molotov cocktails" in a news article and im really enjoying imagining this world where you have to register molotovs to the state

badassdemonsword

Salt E. Chippz has sent you a friend request

landsccape

grox

Yeah lemme ask my landlord if I can get a donkey on the premesis

olowan-waphiya

kissimirrit

pissing off the cishet eene fans on twitter by submitting that joel dickie interview to an “lgbt character of the day” account and labeling trans woman double dee as canon.

kissimirrit