Sara in Wonderland

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense."

[funeral-wreath]

Francisco de Goya, Witches’ Sabbath (The Great He-Goat), 1821-3. Museo del Prado.

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[hebizuki]

Sip sip sip #hognose #snake #snek #reptiblr

[lisarachnid]

I am dying of cute

[alexaryebread]

to last while it lasts

Tolkien Elves aesthetic  ☾

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Mordor is really evil, and also really boring. There’s one volcano and one tower. What does anyone do there? The orcs must have been bored out of their minds. 

[klaushargreeveses]

There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil.

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my dad is famous

[alliluyevas]

“You bastard, what are you doing over there?”

*camera zooms in*

“You are STEALING my nuts. Hey. Hey!”

*becoming more strident*

“Are you listening to me?!”

*taps on wall, causing squirrel to startle*

“You. Are. A. Little. Thief.”

[dorwinionwine]

[bandofthefalcon]

[tittyblaster8000]

*slams fist on desk* NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE

[musicismysubsitute]

Its more beautiful than you could ever imagine 

[bigpaw]

#why is putin the referee

[powerwank]

YES

[gyce]

[intoxifaded]

the stairway to heaven

[bey]

Dytto

[pasha-hasid]

[thatsthat24]

Gargoyles bedeck the walls to ward off evil spirits. This gargoyle is doing a good job.

[video-hall-of-fame]

only one thing

[grete-samsa]

playing video game

game: this weapon has +6 damage and +4 defence from your current weapon

me: but it ugly

[triangle-mom]

“LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS“ bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering

[thestrangerdaily-blog]

I was feeling very comfortable; the coffee had warmed me up, and through the open door came scents of flowers and breaths of cool night air.

Albert Camus, The Stranger (via thestrangerdaily)