Its an Analogy

[grimanalogy]

I don’t know if the rumors are true about Greg Vardy playing Harris. He’s adorable and will be great, but it’s sooooo funny to me that there’s a Gen Z kid out there just named Greg.

[grimanalogy]

He is a Greg and a cutie though.

[grimanalogy]

I don’t know if the rumors are true about Greg Vardy playing Harris. He’s adorable and will be great, but it’s sooooo funny to me that there’s a Gen Z kid out there just named Greg.

[skeletonlesbian]

DEAD DIVER

[wifegideonnav]

reblog this and tell me your favorite album written and performed by a woman?

[grimanalogy]

Specifically ‘Body’ and ‘You Were Right’.

[yourbelgianthings]

look at my lawyer dawg i’m getting my head sewed to the neck of a horse

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

top five hugest most blow up fights shane and ilya have while married? pleaseeeeeeeeeee

this is such a beautiful question thank you so much for coming to me with this 🙏 I think most of their fights are like Ilya needling and Shane going, "Do you ever shut the fuck up?" and then they don't talk for 10 minutes to 2 hours and come back and give half-hearted apologies that are mostly more because they are embarrassed than because they're actually sorry, but here are my top five actual blow up fights not in any actual order:

Ilya is telling Shane about how he used to skip school on his mama's bad days where she wouldn't be able to get out of bed and make her tea and Shane makes a face and says, "You shouldn't have had to take care of her. You were just a kid."

When Shane finds out Ilya let him win at rummy one time (because he didn't want to play the stupid card game, Hollander) and it deteriorates into yelling about if he let him win here, where the fuck else did he let him win?

Reoccurring blow up fights about Ilya going on medication that usually something like "I don't want to rely on pills for the rest of my life, Shane." "Well its that or I fucking uninstall the locks on the bathroom, Ilya!". These get especially worse after Svetlana visits and lets slip the one time Ilya did swallow a bunch of pills and she had to break down the bathroom door and stick her fingers down his throat when they were 15.

They are already having a fight about something (Shane scheduling a sponsorship meeting on a day off, Ilya telling the Centaurs that he can't go out because Shane won't let him, if Shane is being too hard on Haas, etc.) and Ilya goes, "Why don't you just get on your knees, Hollander?" and Shane is immediately madder than he's ever been in his entire life.

Ilya accidentally sends a money transfer to Alexei (for his niece) from their joint account and when Shane asks about it and Ilya's like, "Oh, sorry that was supposed to be from my account." and Shane's like, "I just don't understand how you can send him money. He's just going to fucking snort it."

[perl-in-my-head]

"In the classical era, it was customary in our part of the world to build our cities in the form of a kneeling woman."

" [...] As an act of encouragement."

Black and white version under the cut, looking more like a vintage postcard, because I also really liked it ↓

[icaseybaybee]

[grimanalogy]

I know everyone wants Ilya dressed as a gladiator from The Long Game but I hope Jacob does the bit from Rachel’s short ‘Halloween’ where he dressed as Shane.

[pylonsaint]

You’re an organ in the working body of this world, Mallory Glass. No amount of scornful looks and sour remarks is going to change that.

[klamv-art]

It’s done!!! Hopefully here it’s posted with better quality than on twitter orz

[downwithpeople]

you and me are going to outlive this website. you and me are going to outlive everything. one day it will just be you and me

[downwithpeople]

some people have tagged this with their various favourite fictional characters or even worse, their friends and lovers. let me be crystal fucking clear. it’s going to be you. and me.

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[tanookitalez]

we at blizzard heard your criticisms about same face syndrome for our newest female character, thats why we have slightly furrowed her eyebrows and nothing else

[rosenkranz-does-things]

In the Long King's era, it was customary to take trophies from fallen rivals. Centuries on, he bears the spines and skulls of his defeated contemporaries upon his own back — to honour them in perpetuity and to remind the world that he is more than a man.

[grimanalogy]

bbno$ as Adrian Dela Cruz

[grimanalogy]

Me whispering to Jacob Tierney: Jacob, Jacob. Millennial to millennial, please, “If I Ever Feel Better” by Phoenix in season 2.

[grimanalogy]

I’m adding “I know I know I know” by Teagan and Sara to this plea.