Grim Graffiti

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[lunahallowell]

Hey you guys. What in the Sid the sloth wearing fake eyelashes FUCK is this???!? WHY DOES IT HAVE HUMAN EYES???? Why does its neck look like it’s gonna break any second???

Paw Patrol, I’m disappointed in you lmfao

[timemachineyeah]

(X)

[cameoamalthea]

When your movie is about Cats is so bad the original writer buys a DOG

[one-time-i-dreamt]

not a dream

what the duck is a blorbo

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

What does a stock photo of some random guy brooding have to do with my question

[moved-2-coyotemaximum]

i'm so sorry to tell you that's not some random guy brooding, that's jensen ackles, the guy who played dean winchester in supernatural. i think this may be a screenshot from the show.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My mom calls him pouty and the other one squeezy

[one-time-i-dreamt]

thank you, I didn't do it intentionally

[friendlyneighborhoodmadbi-entist]

on the one hand im honored that my tags got noticed but on the other hand now everyone can see the fact that i got misha collins and jensen ackles mixed up

in my defense they look exactly the same

[one-time-i-dreamt]

In your defense when you said this was Misha Collins I immediately believed you that this was his name instead of Jensen Shackles

[fangirl-nadir]

This post gives off vintage Tumblr vibes

[allinory]

No the real vintage tumblr would already add at least one supernatural gif to the post

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[kentucky-fried-thea]

this happened an Hour ago

[sarcasticsouthernbookworm]

I’m sorry, I need to bring us back around to pouty and squeezy because that’s perfect and I love it

[confusedconfetti]

*tries to fit this gif in here somewhere*

[one-time-i-dreamt]

THAT'S SQUEEZY!

[edenial]

he sure pouts a lot its the perfect name

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I couldn't find the right image to explain why my mom called the other one squeezy (because he often kept his lips "tightly squeezed", according to her) so here's this image instead

[rlydsntmttr-deactivated20250124]

this post is from... *check notes* yesterday?

[aingealbites]

Ok, but what is a blorbo?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY MY MOM THAT I (ACCIDENTALLY) LIED TO YOU ALL

TURNS OUT, SOME 18 OR SO YEARS AGO MY MOM AND AUNT DECIDED TO GIVE SUPERNATURAL A GO AND STARTED WATCHING THE FIRST SEASON TOGETHER AND IT WAS MY AUNT, NOT MY MOM, WHO GAVE POUTY AND SQUEEZY THEIR NICKNAMES

I must add that my aunt is the kind of person who cares not about pop culture

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

What do you mean 18 years ago. No way is Supernatural that old.

[random-shit-writing]

i have bad news

[mushroom-through-the-stargate]

not to get all dictionary on a "world heritage post" but I want to answer poor @one-time-i-dreamt 's question.

a "blorbo" is a beloved character from any fandom. it can mean either "favourite" or "comfort character" or "relatable character" or simply a character you cant seem to stop talking about, depends on the context. it comes from a post annoyed that people keep talking about their "blorbo from my shows" (no I have no clue where that post is). however, here is a list of similar words and their meanings -

[dreamsy990]

"nonbinary people are just confused" YOURE DAMN RIGHT IM CONFUSED. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON ANYMORE. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS XEHANORT GUY AND WHY ARE THERE FOUR OF HIM

[dreamsy990]

i hate this series

[geeky92]

Rachael Zegler: Our Snow White is going to be a strong independent woman who saves herself!

Me: We already have that version of Snow White. In fact, we got that version of Snow White 4 different times!

[themousefromfantasyland]

@ariel-seagull-wings @princesssarisa

[princesssarisa]

While we're at it, let's look to Germany and add this spunky girl from the 2019 Märchenperlen adaptation, who typically wears boys' clothes, can handle weapons and work as a blacksmith, talks down a raging giant and makes an ally of him, and in the end leads a coup that overthrows the wicked Queen.

Or for that matter, let's look to Japan, where this brave Snow White sees straight through the Queen's disguise, but knowingly eats the poisoned apple as a self-sacrifice to save her friends' lives (it makes sense in context), then actively guides her Prince through the climactic battle as a spirit.

[reylokisses]

Also, 1937 Snow White saves herself in the forest by befriending the animals, and finds a new home with the Dwarfs through her own efforts and skills.

It’s true that Snow White needs Love’s First Kiss from the Prince to bring her back to life, but that doesn’t mean that Snow White’s other accomplishments in the movie are negated.

Not to mention, Disney’s Snow White was made 86 years ago and the Brothers’ Grimm source text was written 211 years ago - standards for female characters were completely different back then.

[princesssarisa]

Of course nowadays, saving yourself by being kind and making friends with others is sappy, girly, and boring. Girls today have to be tough and independent, or else they're worthless. *eye roll*

[navarchy]

how did y’all hear “i can’t decide” for the first time

that one yoai animation with a bunch of different anime guys on youtube

another animation meme

literally any normal way

Voting ended onAug 18, 2023

[apjvff]

promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

[starshipheartofg-erti]

happy birthday

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[marshmallowlamb]

I fuckin’ love this comic. Makes me smile like crazy every time it pops up.

[starlightbnnuy]

Pov, you donated to my ko-fi to help me pay for Oreo’s eye treatment 😭 I need 200 to make his treatment goal

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[maximumsunshine]

Can this poll end on exactly 69,420 votes. Not notes, votes.

Of course

Yes

Maybe?

No

Hahaha funny number but no

Max you've been here 10+ years you know better

Vanilla Extract will equally help and hurt

Button

Another Button

Jesus with the buttons Max

Voting ended onJul 31, 2023

Unfortunately, this will require reblogs.

[randomgooberness]

I tried making brownies at midnight and it was a 3 hour affair that ended with shockingly not the first time ive baked sweet soup

[randomgooberness]

Be NICE TO ME

[randomgooberness]

😟

[randomgooberness]

I tried to add frosting and, I have got say, its a thicker consistency than the brownie itself

[randomgooberness]

…

…no…

But. It is fully possible that I misread it as a cup and a half and not. Half a cup.

[randomgooberness]

[marinkin]

:) here's the post in video format to the song hall of the mountain king

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

YESSSSSSS THANK YOU @randomgooberness IT IS COMPLETE

[thebibliosphere]

Absolutely dull as dishwater update unless you’re us, but after 2 years, Holly Mop has learned to drink from a water bowl.

For context: Holly Mop was a puppy mill rescue who was kept in a cage for the first 5 years of her life. She was only given water via a hamster water bottle, and for the last two years, that’s been the only way to get her to drink water, usually in very small sips. Not great when it’s 30’c out and your muppet is dehydrating and prone to UTIs.

Except now, a flip seems to have switched, and she’s lapping up water like a regular dog. Just dunking her entire beard in with abandon. Maybe it's the heat. Maybe she knows we’ll dry her off. Idgaf, all I know is my dog is watered. Crops cleared, skin planted, etc, etc

[jaysosillyart]

stop hiding

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post

[dragon-tournament]

Dragon Tournament Round 2 Side B

Pick one:

Trogdor the Burninator (Homestar Runner)

Ran & Shaw (Avatar: The last Airbender)

Voting ended onMay 29, 2023

[why-its-kai]

VOTE TROGDOR

the most MAJESTIC WING-A-LING DRAGON to ever grace the internet, with his CONSUMATE V's and BIG BEEFY ARM !!!

his iconic theme song was featured in GUITAR HERO 2!!!!

this legendary dragon has also starred in multiple games including TROGDOR!, PEASANT'S QUEST, and STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE EPISODE 5 8-BIT IS ENOUGH and now even his own BOARD GAME

and most importantly my EPIC Trogdor poster I've had gracing my living space since 2008 or so!!!

so VOTE TROGDOR or be CONDEMNED TO ETERNITY on the BOWELS OF TROGDOR

[cerastes]

Look alive, we detected a surge of girls nearby.

Girls inbound. Get ready!

Wave 1/10

[cerastes]

This post sure as hell became relevant in an unplanned and unforseen way due to the surge of sexbots as of late, huh.

[nachiroux]

Wave 2/10

stay alert, they’re coming in fast!

[cerastes]

Wave 3/10 - They have actually good URLs now, please be careful but also I’m so mad, I just saw “pawpatroleuthanasia” and I am bursting green with envy.

[eternallybutthurt]

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

[jaimeedarling]

hmmm… there’s probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this…

i get that they’re not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what’s going to happen to you, and you can’t breathe. 🤷‍♀️

[itsaruse]

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the ‘ladder’ method. Also, it’s a fish. It never knows what’s going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

[jackhawksmoor]

Also, I, a mammal, have paid 80 bucks to get into a water park to get the opportunity to feel like that fish, and that motherfucker gets in for free every day is fish day at the fish waterpark

[weaselle]

well the MOST humane thing would be to not build dams blocking salmon migration routes, nor create a society where there are only resources allocated to solving the problem at all because blocking the salmon endangers the profits of a segment of the food industry. 

Buuuut since we’re past that already, here are a couple of additional thoughts:

1 this IS the more humane alternative, which was invented to lower injury and death rates associated with previous techniques. When a better alternative is revealed it will probably replace this one. But this one is a pretty huge improvement over the other methods, one of which killed off something like 80% of the fish involved. A study of the above fish tube was conducted by Pacific Northwest National Laboratories in 2017 on the Columbia River and showed a much higher success rate. In that study, only one fish died (“due to a human error during the system setup”) and only 3 percent had signs of injury. So. The next best improvement might have to be “remove dam”

2 they are on their way to die. That is where we are helping them get to. That’s the end goal of the salmon’s migration. They on their way to mutate, start rotting alive, have an orgy, and die. That’s where the tube is taking them.

So like, it’s not going to be the weirdest thing they experience this month, is what i’m saying. 

[gilfmobile]

[mckitterick]

thank you for that, @hug-your-face