Seraphina's collection of oddities

Just a girl scrolling through Tumblr. Definitely not secretly a dragon 21 She/Her

[spiocy]

??????

[sandandglass]

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

[lukcskywalkcrs]

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

[rinokami]

This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th

[wigglepiggle]

Phantom limbs that the human body doesn't even HAVE are such bullshit. What I can't LIE DOWN ON MY BACK because my brain is like no your long ass invisible tail is in the way. What i can't close the door yet because my long as invisible tail is in the way. Explode right now /lh

[wasteofprotons]

ℹ️ Internet checkpoint reached! Take a break to pet and cuddle dragons.

[miss-mollys-ballet-blog]

Caraxes, the Blood Wyrm.

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[princessdraconic]

listening to black metal and reading trashy ts yuri after training with the blade im a parody of myself

[dummy-dot-exe]

by アボガド6@avogado6

[dragongirlkisser]

Dragon girl summer!!!!!!!

men stay off the roads if you know what's good for you

[ashes2caches]

you have to let the transfem hug you for as long as she needs… she might be here for a while… but she’s warm and she smells nice so it’s all okay.

[wasteofprotons]

⚠ It is mandatory to pet the dragon.

[ellohcee]

Eye of the cosmos

[hemipenal-system]

the difference between cis women and trans women is how they act when they get kidnapped by dragons

[hemipenal-system]

cis princesses have spent their entire lives being told they might get kidnapped by a dragon. because of this, they’re mostly not super nervous about it because they know most dragons are nice and have their best interests at heart

trans princesses haven’t gotten this information, so they tend to be a lot more skittish, even when they know the dragons won’t hurt them. they’ll go as far as denying their own needs if the dragon offers them anything out of an ingrained fear of being a burden. of course, dragons are nothing if not persuasive, and a gentle, warm tongue on their neck will change their mind lick by loving lick until they’re adorable putty in the dragon’s claws

[grimm-spawn]

Of course, this is why trans princesses are so much more fun

[grimm-spawn]

Always so amusing when someone thinks that a dragon's only trick is fire breath. Like, did you forget that I'm a very large and muscular creature with razor-sharp talons and a bite force that makes a crocodile look like a pet lizard?

[hemipenal-system]

big dragons are pretty cool but they do cause this problem where it turns out they really like hunting airplanes

[grimm-spawn]

I mean....not my fault they look like giant birds

[brownscaleddragoness]

dragon hrt but you have someone put it in a dart and hunt you in the woods to shoot you with and and they have to higher calibres and be smarter the longer it goes on because your scales are getting thicker and the predatory instincts are kicking in. If you catch them first they get a good demonstration on how flexible your tongue is now.

[nondelphic]

i’m not procrastinating. i’m allowing the story to ferment. like kimchi. or a crime scene

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡