Chairman of the Bored

Just a 30-something dude trying to survive adult life after the army.

[moonybamboony-deactivated202508]

you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

[arlo-maintenanceman]

I reblogged this specifically for the prev tag because it made me feel like I was having a stroke

[rockergiirl]

*getting a tarot reading* the tower, a-another tower, and... a plane

[glados-is-a-lesbian]

god can you imagine glados equipped with tiktok therapyspeak. she’d be unbearable

[glados-is-a-lesbian]

are you in the headspace to receive negative information about your weight

[glados-is-a-lesbian]

my love language is testing and by not testing you’re really disrespecting my boundaries

[glados-is-a-lesbian]

holding space in my life for deadly neurotoxin

[cephalopodvictorious]

bugs is…. shrimp????

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[finleycannotdraw]

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

[adonischildsupportcase]

[cereallox]

Glavenus was designed to appeal to my inner 8-year old. A T-Rex with a FIRE SWORD for a tail!? Coolest shit ever.

[bestyboy18]

I think I’ve made Hammer mains proud with that one.

[damnwyverngems]

[grimnirfiend]

A long time ago, my brother and I had a conversation that lives with me to this day

Brother: hey, what do you call someone walking next to the road?

Me: a pedestrian

Brother: yeah. And what do you call the things on bicycles where you put your feet?

Me: pedals

Brother: right, right. So people using their feet are pedestrians, and pedals are where feet go

Me: is there a point to all this?

Brother: what do you call someone with a foot fetish

Me:

Brother:

Me: they are NOT pedophiles, I know that much

Brother: BUT WHY NOT

Anyway, we looked it up. They’re podophiles.

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

it looked like this

[lethesbeastie]

The imagery and vibes of this were so visceral I had to do art about it

(Grayscale version under cut)

[miyaneatworld]

When you think you can go to camp in the middle of a hunt

[rain1940]

When the Halloween rush is over.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

in case you were wondering how things went down at the pokemon world championships this weekend:

-during the top 8 of the TCG masters division, chilean player fernando cifuentes was running a gimmick deck that consisted exclusively of four iron thorns ex and a whole ton of control-focused trainer cards in a strategy that either completely shuts down opponents or shits the bed entirely

-through skillful play and some good luck, fernando made it through 2 days in a tournament with over 1100 players to get to the quarterfinals

-fernando lost 2-0 to ian robb, who was running regidrago vstar (widely considered one of the best decks in the current format)

-in an overexuberant victory celebration, ian did what can only be described as a jacking-off gesture, on a stream with tens of thousands of viewers run by a company with very firm player conduct expectations

-the judges determined that this warranted a penalty of game loss, but for some reason, rather than applying it to ian’s next game in the semifinals, they applied it to the one he had just won in the top 8

-(it should be noted that the prize money for making top 8 is $15k while top 4 is $20k, so this jerking gesture cost ian robb $5,000)

-nearly an hour after fernando came to terms with his loss and the end of an impressive run, he was told that he was to get back on stream because he’s now playing in the semifinals due to winning by default

-the player he was up against in the semifinals was playing a deck (miraidon) that happens to get shut down hard by iron thorns’s gimmick, so fernando wins the semifinals

-said player, jesse parker, had notably had an undefeated run throughout the whole tournament up to this point, and likely would have continued that streak had his intended semifinal opponent not gotten a game loss penalty for miming a lewd act on stream

-meanwhile, the other semifinal winner is japan’s seinosuke shiokawa, running a deck (roaring moon) that players had largely written off as underwhelming months ago

-the grand finals are on the following day, so saturday evening was abuzz with a lot of people baffled by the absurdity of the situation

-come sunday afternoon, the grand finals are set to begin, with fernando cifuentes running iron thorns and seinosuke shiokawa running roaring moon

-it should be noted here that the roaring moon deck doesn’t rely very much on abilities, so iron thorns’s gimmick has very little effect - this is basically an even matchup

-fernando wins the first game of the set, and seinosuke wins the second

-the third and final game of the set is a bonafide cheek-clencher, with both players reaching a state where a single KO will win the game, but fernando manages to clinch it at the last minute

-and that’s the story of how a guy pretending to jork it led to the first instance of a pokemon world champion who also lost the quarterfinals

[szonikuscsavarhuzo]

Vintage coke machine

[pipius]

that is cool

[damnwyverngems]

✅Guard Counters ✅ Full Burst While Shielding ✅ Widesweep Bursts ✅ Gurren Lagann Drill ✅ Quick Reload Wyrmstake

[introvertedx10]

[headspace-hotel]

This linguistic problem is only going to continue getting worse unless we fuck it in the ass now.

[giganotus]

Follow up to my last MH post, another thing I like about the world is that despite the power and weirdness of Elder Dragons, they still feel like creatures.

They're beasts, beasts that can be fought and killed. Even when intelligent, they are animals. Animals with immense, barely understood power.

[damnwyverngems]