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Michael|30's🔞|He/Him|Gay/Queer|Virgo

[grimyarrow]

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[cybermanes-deactivated20251227]

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[8syntheticanimal8]

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[xaveria]

this is the correct response btw

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[pokemonarchive]

036 Clefable (2022) Illustrator: HYOGONOSUKE

[plushdablush]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[thememedaddy]

[konoko]

[bowelfly]

if you think about it, crested geckos already have a kind of tonsure

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[grimyarrow]

My meat must be a substance with the way I abuse it

[malibuklaus]

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[cartooongasm]