What Is Infinite? Incorrect Grishaverse Quotes

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Alina: Sometimes, I don't even realize an event is traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone looking at me weird

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Inej: You know, Kaz, it's very possible you might simply be experiencing guilt. It's a human emotion where you feel bad for hurting people.

Kaz:

Kaz: No, but that's funny.

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Nina: Not all dogs are good boys.

Matthias: Blocked.

Nina: Sometimes they're good girls!

Matthias:

Matthias: Unblocked.

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Matthias: What does 'ilysm' mean?

Jesper: "I like your sick memes".

Wylan: "I love you.... slime man"???

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Nina: If you like me raise your hand.

Inej: *raises hand*

Jesper: *raises hand*

Wylan: *raises hand*

Matthias: *raises hand*

Kaz: What if i don’t like you?

Nina: Then raise your fucking standards

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David: I got caught using goggles to watch an owl.

David: It was perched above Zoya’s window and she thought I was watching her and Nikolai in bed.

David: As if their unremarkable forms could hold a candle to the glory of a Screech Owl.

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Nina: Did you eat my powdered donuts?

Jesper: *mouth full of donuts* No

Nina: Then what's that white powder on your jeans?

Jesper:

Jesper: That's cocaine.

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Jesper: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… fiddle-dee-dee.

Nina: Fool me once, and I’ll be fooled for a day. Teach me to fool people, and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.

Wylan: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.

Nina: I do believe that's the expression.

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Kaz: Rule number one of being a criminal - you use whatever tricks and traps are necessary to stay ahead of your opponent.

Kaz: Rule number two - you never give out valuable information for nothing. Rookie move.

Kaz: Rule number three - people like us need to stick together, and teamwork is important. But if you're sure you can handle it on your own, you do it on your own.

Kaz: You got all that?

Nina: [writing down "gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss"] Yeah, I got it.

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Wylan: Why did Nina think you had a concussion??

Jesper: Oh, it turns out that confusion, headaches, not knowing what day it is, not knowing where I am, not knowing what's going on, and seeing little lights every time I stand up are all classic symptoms of a concussion.

Wylan:

Jesper: But that's just how I live my life.

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Genya: Do you need a hug? Or maybe a cup of warm tea?

Alina: No! I need to punch the Darkling in his stupid face!

Genya:

Alina: A cup of warm tea would be nice.

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Darkling: [trying to flirt] I like your name.

Alina: Thanks. I got it for my birthday.

Ivan: [whispering in his ear] Are you SURE you want this one?

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Nina: I ruined Matthias’ oven because I thought the recipe called for three and a half cups of baking powder.

Wylan:

Wylan: Yeah, that's called a bomb.

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Matthias: The path to inner peace begins with three words...

Matthias: Not. My. Problem.

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Zoya: I don't have a "resting bitch face".

Zoya: My bitch face is always on duty. Ever vigilant.

Zoya: My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

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*loud bang*

Kaz: What was that?

Wylan: Nothing!

Kaz: Then why did I hear it?

Wylan:

Wylan: It--it was a very loud nothing??

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Matthias: You killed this man?!

Nina: Actually, I believe he died of natural causes.

Inej: [nods] Knife to the neck.

Matthias: How is that "natural causes"?!

Nina: There's nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck.

Inej: What would be unnatural is if he survived.