FARTING69

Ben-19-gay asf

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

oh mein gott my back is full of ouchenpainen

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

[afrosarah]

The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I can’t stop thinking about this

[valtsv]

shopping in an unfamiliar grocery store instead of your usual is literally a survival horror

[valtsv]

[localairport]

Sorry! We threw out your luggage because it was giving the airplane a tummy ache

[boeing747]

[sevaria]

got a pussy like an ashtray

[sevaria]

[lake-erie]

why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?

although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus

[tubbobot]

I AM A HUMAN BEING IN HUMAN CONDITION!

[comfymoth]

[wizardpotions]

[normal-horoscopes]

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

[megalodonpussy]

[dateknight]

[lampgate]

sorry if you find out this way

[bearie]

[tolerateit]

onions and garlic. potatoes. basil and tomatoes even

[sheymaaaaa]

[daisgillam]

kate bush really wrote wuthering heights in one night aged eighteen recorded it at four in the morning on one take reached the top of the charts within a week became a millionaire off it and lived the rest of her life making batshit music because she was set from the one song she wrote and filmed singing spinning in a random field without any planned dance choreography or not having even read the book. that is legend behaviour.

[huffylemon]

[i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated]

I would be unstoppable if not for laundry