Local Bastard

33 - 🩷💜💙 - She/They - Big ol Queer - Femme Chronically ill / in pain / bored - Minors DNI

[impunishedbylove]

for my next trick i‘ll need a gun

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[aphrodite-is-tma]

we moved on from juggling lab too fast y'all

I call this one jorkin my peanits

[b0nkcreat]

these fucking comments i got mystomach hurts oh my god help me

[telumendils]

[dogpuppy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[winonaparadise]

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

[foreveriallyzombified]

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

[greensighter]

what about non binary people

[foreveriallyzombified]

fuck i don’t know

[foreveriallyzombified]

oysters

[thespiantherepist]

Glad I’m genderfluid

[lylysma-deactivated20210716]

We can eat anything we want!

[foreveriallyzombified]

you have to eat oysters

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[black-pill-becky-deactivated202]

hitting you hitting you hitting you hitting you hi-

[lesbianredpanda]

[rylandgraces]

How it feels when someone prevs you

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

[probuccalfat]

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

[captain-price-returns]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse