Twitter is dead

Long live Tumblr cringe

[groovykirby]

Since Tumblr won't let me edit my avatar or banner because of posts I did way back when I was a stupid horny teenager (even though I have deleted all the posts they had flagged me for), I've decided to start a new Tumblr account. Gives me full control of how I present myself, none of the baggage of my early years that I really regret. It's perfect.

[scifiseries]

These 10 foot prosthetic legs are awesome!

[mangonetics]

[dizzy-lunar-sea]

Hey! It’s Mutantbirth!

‘10 foot prosthetic legs; inspired by the mantis.

By Mutantbirth, an artist dedicated body hacking.’

“Too many content creators and not enough form destroyers” - Mutantbirth

[scifiseries]

These 10 foot prosthetic legs are awesome!

[mangonetics]

[dizzy-lunar-sea]

Hey! It’s Mutantbirth!

‘10 foot prosthetic legs; inspired by the mantis.

By Mutantbirth, an artist dedicated body hacking.’

“Too many content creators and not enough form destroyers” - Mutantbirth

[violetsandshrikes]

A Matschies tree kangaroo called Puzzle for your viewing pleasure!

[violetsandshrikes]

[bibipossan]

[exit-path]

this is incredible

[exit-path]

goodnight, sweet prince

[clownhospital-deactivated202211]

[ectomint]

Mood for today and every single week that will follow

[cipheramnesia]

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

[saint-batrick]

jesus christ, i experienced brief but severe grief over not actually being able to experience this.

[cipheramnesia]

I think it would feel like a lizard tongue but I've never had a lizard drink out of my hand either, and thus the whole thing remains conceptually elusive.

[hypercam2-mp4]

this put such a vivid image in my head i needed to make it real as soon as i got home

[cipheramnesia]

This makes me indescribably overjoyed.

[rowdent]

some tumblr etiquette for new people!!

[tsukithewolf]

[averagefez]

Forever in awe at Steve Purcell’s artwork.

[geslotencirkel]

no-purpose flour

[zangoonse]

[ayeforscotland]

Twitter Blue going about as well as everyone expected.

Shame Elon Musk fired the team that rigorously tested how new features would impact their global social media platform.

What advertiser, company or person of interest is going to want to use Twitter now?

It’s almost like he’s not that smart.

[ayeforscotland]

[whodykejones]

[funny-tik-toks]

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

This mans dedication to making sure there are individual background characters

[justlookatthosesausages]

I also love how he always make the "unsure person not comfortable around cameras who can't help but quickly give a glance to the camera every two seconds" thing even though he's clearly good at acting

[headspace-hotel]

This guy gives off the exact vibes of a monty python sketch

[catchymemes]

[cecaeliawitch]

????

[pileofknives]

If you photograph the trains the terrorists win

[ragemovement]

Terrorist buying a train calendar at a Cracker Barrel: fuckin got em now

[pileofknives]

Oh wait I forgot, this is basically what happened with Darius McCollum.

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

What the fuck

[pileofknives]

[kylehasatumblr]

Reminder to never cooperate with the government on anything, because they WILL fuck you.

[c-rowlesdraws]

Oh sick this photography book I ordered came with free snacks

[c-rowlesdraws]

I love you, catgirlwarrior