yikes

tba

[merlinoutofcontext]

[the2headedcalf-archive]

You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh…………………………………

[urlocalchangeling]

Accident Report in the Tall, Tall Weeds - Ada Limón

[mango-season]

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

[gay-irl]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Sorry, himbo machine broke

[remnantglow]

cant stop thinking abt ursula k. le guin’s essay abt the carrier bag theory….. she’s like, maybe the first human tool was not a weapon, but rather something that holds, a bag, a pouch, a vessel, something for gathering and storing and sharing. let’s shift the narrative of humanity from that of violence to that of safekeeping. and i’m like

[remnantglow]

and THEN she’s like, a novel is also a carrier bag. there’s the Hero’s story, sure, but there’s room enough in fiction for every experience, for every little thing, and it’s that other story, the life story, that she seeks……. o|-<

[remnantglow]

turns out the entire essay is online (thanks, Anarchist Library) and i really can’t recommend it enough

[rem-ir]

[disordersofresonanceandairflow]

yes I do the sulking yes I do the seething

[schizoidnet-deactivated20210106]

Snow got me feelin some typa way 😳

[niconiconwo]

That’s hypothermia fam

[schizoidnet-deactivated20210106]

Damn the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas

[tchaikovskaya]

baseball?? that game from twilight?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family

[rercho]

....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[mintshowergel]

This tag made me tear up real tears it’s so evil.

[ginger-ale-official]

Sea water being toxic was made up by people afraid of flavor “it has too much salt in it:(“ ok English boy I’m about to get it

[ginger-ale-official]

It is like an arm wrestle! Loser gets drank!

[voesneroeiz]

biting the next cis man I see

[theweirdwideweb]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

[silver-boots]

Bog mummy take the wheel

[beautifully-said]

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

[wildersage]

@douceurs