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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@growinginthemountains
I would have kept the others but Chris on a bike you are all babies.
Harry Potter and the SIS I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN YOUR 20S
oh wait NO NO NONONONO I MISREAD THE OP NO I AM NOT THAT OLD that’s year i was born i thought it was no year i turned 10 was….
Marilyn Manson gifs it’s…..like all Marilyn Manson gifs y’know i wish i’d just stayed ignorantly blissful
IIIIIIII....
Don’t want a LOT for Christmaaaaas….
THEEEEERE is just One Thing IIII neeeed….
I don’t care aBOUT the PRESents UUUUUUUUNDERrrneath the ChristMas Treeeee
I just want you for mY OoOwnnnn……
MOOOOOOOOOOORE than youuuu could EV ER knoooow….
Make myyy wishcome truuuuuuUUuuUuuUuE
AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL I want for CHRISTmaaaaaaas…..
IIIIIIiiIIiiIIiis….
YooOoOouuuuu
I couldn’t find a Christmas version of this meme, so I made one myself.
I SERIOUSLY WOKE UP WITH JINGLE BELLS IN MY HEART!
I keep thinking about that post about the whole genre of movies about a white guy getting into an asian philosophy, matrial art etc and then proceeding to surpass his teacher and be the best ever at it, and I started thinking about the opposite of it.
I want a movie about a chinese dude who comes to Finland, downs an entire bottle of Koskenkorva, tries to fight a nearby cow and ends up lying face down in a ditch while sobbing about his ex wife and having like 5 finnish dudes staring at him in awe like
“That’s him. That’s the chosen one.”
The 5 finnish dudes bring him home with them. The next day, the chinese dude wakes up on the couch with a mighty hangover. He turns on the TV and for the first time in his life sees Moomintroll. Instant spiritual bonding experience. Overcome with emotion, he begins to sing an ode to Snufkin in a high clear tenor voice. The 5 finnish dudes hastily call their live-in wise old mentor. “Yes,” says the mentor after watching chinese dude for a few minutes. “The prophecy was true. This is the chosen one. This man…will be our 2020 Eurovision act.”
@babyheadspace 😂💕
Knitted a bonnet for the new babe❤️
Scan yesterday confirmed that baby #2 is a girl 😍💕
JUST IN TIME FOR THE NORWEGIAN ELECTION
Here’s a helpful guide to the main political parties of Norway. Presented as a comic sans powerpoint cause that’s how you do on tumblr I’m told.
I’d name this "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right" but there’s already a book called that.
Alternatively “holy crap I can’t believe both the revolutionary socialists and the environmentalists might actually get seats in parliament this year!”
Norwegians, remember to vote!
Super helpful especially as I actually get to do some voting this year.
It is the year after the Battle of Hogwarts. School is starting again. And the thestrals are confused by all of the attention they are getting.
oh
oh no
you BITCH
WHY IS THIS NOT A THING I’VE CONSIDERED?
No. NO. Sit the fuck down, we’re going to talk about this.
The year after the Battle of Hogwarts. Students nervously climbing into the carriages (no first years, thank god, no one wants to think about that) and eyeing the creatures in front of them. Is this some sort of stunt? Like a memorial?
Hagrid showing the fifth years the thestrals. He wonders if he should, if this is asking too much, but he thinks it would be wrong to keep the truth from them. There are more in the class who can see them than those who can’t.
He wakes to a knock on his door after nightfall. For a second he thinks it’s those three again, but no, that’s not right. He shuffles to the door, holding Fang down behind him, and finds a wide-eyed second year on his doorstep. They came to ask about the horses.
Hagrid isn’t one to turn someone away, so he ushers the child inside and puts the kettle on. He explains they’re not quite horses. They’re gentle creatures, really. Yes, you have to…you have to have seen things to see them, too. But they wouldn’t do anyone harm.
Can he see them? Why, yes, he can, has for the longest time. Ever since his Dad…ever since…
Hagrid stops for a moment, unable to speak. But the child at his table waits patiently, understanding. This is not the first time they have heard someone’s voice catch on the words. It’s reassuring, somehow, hearing an adult share the same problem.
They drink a pot of tea before Hagrid sees the kid back to the school, Fang loping along beside them. It’s reassuring to have these two massive, almost comical forms tromping to the front door. Safe.
Hagrid warns not to go out after dark again. If you want to visit, come along any time in the day.
The next time he opens his door, there are three. Third years, this time. They know a little more, more than they ought to, he thinks. Makes him feel nostalgic.
He sits them down as before and has a long talk. They’re less open, keep glancing at each other as they speak, but he can see they have questions. It’s just a matter of waiting them out.
This goes on for weeks. Hagrid sees a steady stream of students at his door until he’s sure at least half the school has walked across his mat at some point. One day McGonagall approaches him and suggests a change in the curriculum. Perhaps it wouldn’t hurt to move a few things up on the syllabus? If he’s willing, of course.
Hagrid leads more students into the forest. He sees their faces, eyes wide with fear, as they see the creatures in the light of day. He patiently explains that they’re quiet animals, don’t much like a lot of noise. Easier to manage, certainly. That’s why they pull the school carriages.
He finds taking them once isn’t enough. Students keep asking to see the thestrals. Bewildered, he takes them back again and again, watching as the kids sidle up to stroke the long, black wings. They hold out bits of meat to the sharp beaks and whisper calming words under their breath.
Gradually, the looks of fear subside into something else. More than once he hears someone say these things are all right. Kids show up at his doorstep to ask about what he does and what kinds of animals he’s seen. Someone even says they might like to be a teacher like he is someday.
He doesn’t know what to say to that. His eyes glisten and he makes a sound like a trumpet as he blows his nose. He hears a giggle when he knocks over the umbrella stand with his elbow.
Things have changed, he thinks. He leads children into the forest because they ask, not because they’ve been punished. Students are clambering to get into his classes when it used to be seen as a last resort. People don’t stare up at him with suspicion or fear when he walks the halls these days.
They aren’t afraid of monsters anymore. They fear the people who become them.
holy shit, woman
d u d e
Oh my god I am sobbing.
According to sneak peek Em is getting a sister! 🤞🏻❤️
this is extra funny if you know that the show is in fact not scripted, for the kids anyway, so the 3 of them who were on the show were only told a basic outline of the scene so (most) of what they said was exactly what they thought of on the spot and the adults had no idea what was going to happen
8 week scan went well baby is happy and healthy
So my plan to not pre buy baby clothes didn’t work ;) this is what I got in the sales today @ourlittle-kiwi I bought them in whatever sizes they had so they go from 4mths to 12mths!
Aww @ourlittle-kiwi remember this before we were mummies already.
Dunno if anyone outside the UK has noticed, but Britain in the last week has decided that tipping milkshakes over fascists is what we do now.
To the point that McDonalds were asked by the police to stop selling them, and it didn’t help at all.
Someone with a gourmet giant shake today just drenched Farage and he looks like a sad milky weasel. Blessed day.
Progression is looking great. Officially missed AF and positives on digital and the CB monitor. I think this one is sticking around 🥳 EDD end of Jan!
