Welcome

Kind of a diary? idk.

[growingupinvisible]

Iss mental illness innit?

[bone-and-brawn]

Men: Your Consent Matters Too

Fellas, listen.

You don’t have to do anything sexual that you’re not interested in. Moreover, you don’t have to explain why. “No” is a complete sentence.

Not interested in getting pegged? You don’t have to. Monogamous and not into the idea of another partner? Okay. Not sure about period sex? Cool.

And if your partner decides to question or mock your maturity or your masculinity or your sexuality because you say no? It’s time to re-evaluate the relationship. See if you don’t deserve better than that.

[catchymemes]

[frostyemma]

EAT THE RICH

[rainywashday]

Wtf

[gluten-free-pussy]

I…I cannot imagine inviting someone over to my house and not offering them something to eat and drink. Especially in the summer? Like I’d have bottles of ice cold water for them on deck. It’s just courtesy???

[sixpenceee]

Ice formations that resemble a human eye.

[gidguard]

even a pond can draw eyes better than i can

[growingupinvisible]

You! Are! Awkward! And! That's! Okay!

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[catchymemes]

[growingupinvisible]

Still dissociating but I think it's getting better now.

[disc80s]

im 🥺🥺

[growingupinvisible]

Ah yes, time to

D i s s o c i a t e

[growingupinvisible]

For how quiet I am I love talking to people, I love texting people, I love calling people, I want that interaction so badly but BIG DUMB BRAIN SAYS NOOOOOooOoooOoooo

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

do you ever just know

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

do you ever feel that certainty 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that mario’s mustache is made of bone

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i forgot about how bad this post is! you’re welcome!

[wishem]

yeah this is totally normal

[silverymoonthing]

why does it normally look brown if its bone

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s covered in that same antler velvet deers get

[classymermaidlover]

You know they lose that once a year right? Just imgaine Mario with just the bone until the velvet grows back…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i know i’m the one who started this but did you have to

[boyga-king]

Don’t forget that antler velvet is bloody when it falls off

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

@wishem 

[wishem]

Before I draw this tomorrow

I had to look up what y'all were talking about and now I am enlightened.

Also it says that the velvet covers the growing bone until it’s fully grown and then to be scraped off by the deer.

So are you telling me Mario’s mustache isn’t fully grown and will continue to increase in size?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

holy shit yes

[wishem]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it happened it finally fucking happened the post that teleports us straight to hell

[borderlinebubbles]

[itsnotmydreamdaditsyours]

my third eye has opened and its a googly eye

[growingupinvisible]

When mental health goes untreated it often gets worse and worse. Mine has gone untreated for 7+ years.

Oh boy.

[growingupinvisible]

7-Up cake is the best cake

[themounts]

Types of matter

[yulinkuang]

This explains plasma better than my high school science textbooks.

[timothydelaghetto-deactivated20]

Cooool

[wizardpotions]

what the actual fuck is BEC

[lazyshoes]

According to Wikipedia, Bose–Einstein condensate is the result of stuff that really doesn’t want to be liquid or solid reaching temperatures close to absolute zero. So it turns into liquid-2 or whatever where stuff that normally happens on a microscopic scale suddenly happens on a larger, macroscopic scale.

[yovanna-loveme]

My mind went “bacon egg & cheese” 🤦🏻‍♀️