speak softly, carry a big dick ✊😔

26 she/her quit lookin at my blog, perv

[avidcollectorofdust]

Did i ever post this here

[noise-misato-boy-destroyer]

sometimes I sit just so so dumb just to scroll phone

[noise-misato-boy-destroyer]

Like c'mon what is this???

[ursigay]

"what's the point of lesbians doing anal" you are nothing. you are worlds away from anything

[vivienvalentino]

THE FLY  1986, dir. David Cronenberg

[underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2]

White dads when you talk to them about mental illness

[chasechka]

commission!!!

[shegayonmygirl]

I don't really get the appeal of goombas... I know I'm white so I'm supposed to jerk off to them but frankly they just don't do anything for me...

[shegayonmygirl]

now, chain chomps on the other hand? they really get me going.

[shegayonmygirl]

I guess as a white woman the want to fuck the dog overrides my want to jerk off to goombas?

[janederscore]

objectively cutest girls behavior is when you lay down with another girl and you look at her and she looks at you and you are both Looking and saying hi to each other over and over again

[leatherdykedad]

Making girls beg before I kiss them for the first time is admittedly a mean bit of sadism but it makes me feel sooo wanted to have her desperate for first contact

[cryptotheism]

Cop: Have you been age regressing this evening?

Me about to go for the stuffed dog in the glove compartment: No officer

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[presses blade into your tummy with one hand and puts my finger on the pulse in your neck with the other] if it goes up I’ll push harder

[your-dumb-little-girl]

The best thing you can do for your daughter is to push her thighs open with your knee and encourage her to hump your leg. You might need to hold her hands because she'll be really nervous about it and embarrassed about how much she likes it, but it's the healthiest way to show her your support. Leaning down and shoving your tongue down her throat isn't necessary, but it'll make her happy so you should do it anyway.

[dommingateez]

the comfort in a freak4freak friendship is knowing that you won't be judged for being a freak

[devoutdaughter]

little dom your adult NOW

[devoutdaughter]

what's hot about being molested by an adult is that they know it's wrong and are choosing to do it anyway. what's hot about molesting your adult is you don't know it's wrong (at least not to the same extent, depending on the age you play,) but they do. maybe they'll try to talk you out of it, explain why it's not appropriate, but you're guided purely on instinct and curiosity and unburdened by the boundaries around sex that we come to understand as we age. the manipulation can come from a place of innocence and lack of understanding, "so you don't love me?" or the beautiful brazen selfishness only a child can muster, "if you don't let me do this I'll scream at the top of my lungs and tell everyone you raped me." it doesn't matter whether they want it, because you do. and that's what adults are for right? to help the children they care for learn and grow and try new things :)

[sheikahfication]

Computer make this guy pathetic and crying

[sheikahfication]

Computer strip him of all his morals then touch him inappropriately

[the-kirbe-anon-archive-deactiva]

I love dandelions!

*puts a dandelion in your hair*

Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair

[nagayamaa]

[nagayamaa]