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[mjwatson]

jenna marbles is the most underrated popular youtuber…. that doesn’t make sense but you get it

idk her videos are so pure and just meant for laughs and so straight to the point. she doesn’t give a shit if you click on her videos or not. no click bait and deceiving thumbnails. shit is straight up like ‘my dog smells soap’ and you know what? i’m going to fucking click it.

[caden]

yall r still mad at your high school english teachers for making u analyze shakespeare or hemingway to teach you the most basic understanding of metaphor and themes in art. thats a good thing dude. if people on here were more literate in that stuff we wouldnt have like. reylo shippers

[caden]

reylo stans could show up at my place with a gun and i still wouldnt care enough to read their replies 

[pazquaritch]

but in order for you to have made this addition to your post, you read reylo replies that pissed you off lol

[caden]

can anyone tell me what this says?

[acabra-cadabra]

A smug dragon

[mmecolbert]

whatcha doing, buddy?

[devilsgarage]

Arrested Development 

[mashable]

Kid destroys $15,000 LEGO sculpture an hour after new exhibit opens

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

furries are over

[shituationist]

Dada

[habitualshaker]

[gif87a-com]

[platinumsupa]

i’ll never not love how absolutely noisy huskies are.

my grandma’s husky was the absolute angriest and whiniest monster anyones ever met and i loved her

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

they’re having a conversation

[hayley566]

They’re so overdramatic. I love it.

[flexaction]

[scallywagsupreme]

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

[passionatemango]

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

[ohhwendypeffercorn]

My hand been itching today. I’m reblogging all the money posts I see

[deejay]

Sponge daddy 😭

[childhoodruiner]

Maybe its a cover…

[victorious]

Im tryna be this rich….

[warlockbuns]

Same

[jitterati-deactivated20190311]

lesbians who prefer to use he/him pronouns are valid - for example, God

[lesbianhaircut]

There is something unspeakably powerful about this post it carries an energy

[therandomninjakitty]

Listen here kiddo

[werewolfviking]

[fueled-by-nightcore]

[arthurmorgans]

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

[lordeboy]

hey

[winstton]

whooops ehhehh didn know this was onn eheEHHH FUCkkk whats P OP PP IN G AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUU ……….WoooOoOW its lit in here huhhh huhu mmwwahhh FUUUUCKCKKK ITS HOT AS FUCK IN HERE take the hoodie off Nahhhhh keep it on its cute as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck nah but 4 real shout out .. shout out … FOLLOWERS AHAAAAAHH ……………………… doing a shout out for .. if ur following it aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUAUAU fuck… cant wait to meet up … peace …. aa .. a a  .. a

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[goawfma]

Mary & Main opens in Maryland next month!

spread the word y’all!!!

[kydonic]

cute gender neutral things to call ur partner 

the big bean 

industrial sized jar of peanut butter 

left boob

a literal bee 

paper towel  

[brownnesscrew]

This is so important. 

[gowheretheskymeetsthesea]

How she switched that dialect back and forth tho 😍

[kravemychocolatekurves]

I heard about 4 different people and loved every one of them

[saddest-cat-hours]

Anti bone hurting juice

[the-official-nasa]

bone helping juice