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frightcapsule

I’ll have a few slots at a time, but they’ll reopen frequently!

Contact me at: [email protected]

protocol00

Some of y’all take shipping… really seriously, huh.

bnq

If it only costs $9.99 hell yeah I’m gonna be mad when they tack on another $5

birthdaypigeon

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

birthdaypigeon

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

m4ge-deactivated20210331

It Really Gurgles

fairyling

this user wants to lay down in a field of flowers for a bit.

hoopyfrood

im watching planet earth and theres this one small scene where the most round seal ever swims past and id just like to thank david attenborough for bringing us this good good orb seal

hoopyfrood

ok so i did some seal research tm and it turns out these are the baikal seals and they can only be found in the freshwater lake baikal. i love them

jessicahenwick-deactivated20171

seduce me with obscure knowledge of history

wonkas-golden-nword-pass-deacti

Nintendo and the ottoman empire existed during the same time

wonkas-golden-nword-pass-deacti

kattimariias

glumshoe

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

glumshoe

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

norrington-hell

#mine sure is

llunaruna

i dunno how bad tumblr’s gonna crunch these, but here’s some more art of the tief twins! this idea popped into my brain in the car and i immediately had to draw it

commissions are open!

edit: tumblr crunched em pretty bad so here’s the regular and flipped versions full, also quotes:

top left: Nemaira Saya Solarida, “I could have done so much more” bottom right: Aeya Sari Solarida, “You’ve done more than anyone” center: “they that love beyond the world cannot be separated by it, death cannot kill what never dies.”