Former Baby

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[sermna]

???

[spiderbasil]

settings

> my oyster

> configure my oyster

> release my pearl

[bugologies]

Gulmp.

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

[mynameis---m]

Pardon?

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

I said if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

[sonic06apologist]

I am home from work and I am pooping on the toilet now

[sonic06apologist]

No one taught me how

[lyssatbqh]

let me show you

[transfemininomenon]

bad post guys

[contemptible-scoundrel]

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ideal sexual encounter for someone whose username is something like snuffpuppy

[muppetshow2026]

slime monster obama: my jello americans

[van1llaskys]

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

[kaban-bang]

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

[sm64mario]

[sm64mario]

Everything happen to me,

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good

[madhyanas]

cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

[clusterduck28]

[feeblepeon]

I’m so sick of living in this stupid haunted mansion

[bippus]

ㅤ

[feeblepeon]

Will you fuck off?

[omtai]

Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about