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Occasional poster | Feminist | ENFJ

[evidently-endless]

being offered ai at every turn

[damagecontrolstyleaggression]

I feel this in my soul

[beardedmrbean]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[saint-ambrosef]

what "no sugar added" should mean: the natural sugars of the other ingredients like fruit are the only source of sweetness in this product

what is actually means: we added a fuckton of artificial sweeteners

[saint-ambrosef]

i see we are all angry about this

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[assiraphales]

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

[assiraphales]

you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he’s on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out

[assiraphales]

I said what I said!

[xavantina]

#this man gets uncomfortable and overwhelmed when 20 y/o college girls hit on him #but take off his glasses #put on his fedora #and this man is ready to find Atlantis in three to eight business days (via @sansakenobi​)

[coffeedrgn87]

It’s impossible to argue with anything above.

[theanishimori]

previous tags are on point: #hat ON archeology APPLIED tits OUT

[rhube]

Honestly, a slutsona that you only slip on when you're not talking to students is a slutsona that's being appropriately applied.

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[probuccalfat]

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

[probuccalfat]

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[rob-pattinson]

LUPITA NYONG'O 2026 | Norman Jean Roy ph. for ELLE US: Women of The Odyssey Issue

[queenmab3]

Why you should take note of Amelia Peabody

Victorian lady Egyptologist feminist detective (I mean y'all this woman is such a BAMF)

Book series written by a female Egyptologist

Amelia is better than basically everyone

Saw skirts as a nuisance and designed her own working costume of “divided trousers” and gave no fucks if anyone didn’t like it

Organized as shit and basically takes charge of every situation

Diverse and multi-cultural family (aka fuck your societal norms)

Did I mention the Victorian feminist Egyptologist detective bit??

Puts up with none of your gendered bullshit (uses her parasol as a weapon like yeah I’ll show you a delicate lady!)

Makes fun of Victorian detective novels whilst being an amateur Victorian detective (can throw so much shade you don’t even know)

Decided she wouldn’t marry, because most men thought women were inferior and she would be having none of that

When she did decide on a husband, it was one that fully supported her awesometude (seriously think about that pic of Will Smith and Jada on the red carpet- the one with the arms. And that’s basically her hubs but with a lot more Victorian swearing)

Cats! There are so many amazing cats throughout this series. The cats are also better than everyone.

She thinks it’s stupid that a woman be shamed for running off with a man that turned out to be an asshole. Mistakes are mistakes it doesn’t make her a ‘fallen’ woman in Amelia’s eyes.

An honestly amazing love story between her and the hubs that is realistic and not the typical ‘man saving weak lady’ business

19 books covering almost 40 years of this woman’s amazing adventures in Egypt, so tons of material

Seriously, just go read all the stories you probably won’t regret it.

Or listen to the audiobooks- Barbara Rosenblatt is so amazing and I swear her Emerson is gold

[ameliapeabodyemerson]

THIS. All of this.