[guavalemonade]

You're rpfing famous people, im rpfing my mutuals. There's levels to this

[what-an-idio-t]

✨SOULFUL ✨

[huariqueje]

Unknown , Glassware - Janet Fish , 1974.

American, b. 1938 -  

Oil on canvas ,

[guavalemonade]

Goodnight my beloveds and some of my beloatheds <3

[guavalemonade]

Growing up incredibly shy and awkward and never understanding socialising and making friends then getting older and getting so much better at it and finally finally meeting people you feel comfortable with and get on really easy with. But then you remember they'd hate you the second they find out you're gay. Just like most everyone else in your life :\

[guavalemonade]

Alright time to deactivate for the 3000th time

[wondersmith-and-sons]

Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?

David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)

Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)

Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)

Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)

MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)

The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)

Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)

Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)

I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country

Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 19

Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.

[scavengedluxury]

Justin Bieber Haggis Special. Glasgow, May 2018.

[papibutch]

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

[assflat]

FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything

[unoqlo]

kkharvey4: @/backstreetboys we want it that way (-)

[weeguttersnipe]

Keerthana and Madhavan in Kannathil Muthamittal (Tamil, 2002)

[guavalemonade]

You must understand that when you see something think of me and send me it/talk to me about it, it is akin to a marriage proposal to me

[guavalemonade]

Wow I love you all but some of you are attracted to gremlins

[guavalemonade]

Tumblr often has the energy of talking to strangers in the smoking area of the pub

[guiltfactory]

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

[guavalemonade]

Perhaps I have ordered custom Bruins themed press ons for Slovakia...