ab/cb, the stobes

You’ve been here awhile. Better wake up before you forget how.

[ramavoite]

[neomedievalist]

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

[2nowfort]

[vampirecatboy]

[everythingfox]

He needs a napkin

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

The hard cut to the berry massacre is just killing me

[bumblebeebats]

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

Cast your vote

A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave

B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose

C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talking about

Voting ended onOct 10, 2024

[bumblebeebats]

"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage

[m-aremagnum]

[jewishdragon]

Hold on i need to ask my friend Claudia, who is a college student and edits wikipedia something real quick...

THIS IS MY FRIEND CLAUDIA

[kushblazer666]

[i-am-a-fish]

I love ibuprofen. I love you, ibuprofen. Is anyone else feeling a lot of pain right now? I didn't eat much yesterday, I tried fasting but now I just feel worse. I'm not sure why I did that. I took a melatonin gummy to help me fall asleep and it gave me weird dreams. I met adam sandler in my dream. I also dreamt I was a swim coach and I saved someones life. The person was only 4 inches tall, I saved them from being dragged away by a strong current. This was a different dream than the adam sandler one, I had two different dreams

[archivegeo-deactivated20260222]

got a major pest problem this year actually

[pokemonblack2white2nintndods2k12]

this one is my favorite clickhole quote

[marsoid]

any of yall watch キングオブザヒル

[t-elepath]

walking in nature is very peaceful

[durbikins]

Headcanon: Since Kiryu is 48 and has spent nearly a quarter of his life in prison, he isn’t the best selfie taker.

[durbikins]

took my two temporary sons from onomichi to the big city………..lol…..they r lost -K 

[durbikins]

i am at millenium tower for a nother fight………..lol jk…………… no fight today……. -K

[durbikins]

toshiro-kun……. he makes the best konbini chicken in kamurocho…………. tenkaichi st…….. lol one time he helped me kill a man with that microwave lol…… -K

[segaheritageposts]

Sega heritage post

[fairycosmos]

if you really loved me you would give me a job that pays a 6 figure salary for part time hours that is simple and easy for neurotic women

[ask-alf-oddworld]

this thing has a kill count

[scuddlez]

Wahoo

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

[minipliny]

Seen today on walk peace and love on planet earth

[hapalopus]