Giselle @guildes - Tumblr Blog

fortzancudo

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

plumbo-gummite

the smuckling smumbler

squelsh

milk5

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

troutpaws

needed to draw something to make me happy : ]

trashasaurusrex

inspired by @baguettenjoyer's recent fic (here) and @dragon-spaghetti 's art (here)

awawa

despazito

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

puppygirllaika

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

zatclaire

I hope the next 4chan post that gets adapted into an indie film is Bridget Forcefem Tulpa

epiales06

The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

epiales06

It’s 2023, women can have as many legs and feathers as they want- get with the times.

hux-loves-him

Behold! A woman!

quank

happy pride month to my favorite piece of official sonic the hedgehog art

puyopuyo

vsingers

since when did snapple start dabbling in elemental elixirs

a-book-of-creatures

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

ghost-opal

Recreated a Deltarune dream I had yesterday

bobisnotaperson

something for our friend @guildes :333c

unlimited-nobu-works

the floating head of wisdom

toe-fingerman

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.